advertisement Larry: [having just hit Curly] Hey! I just saw a ghost! Curly: Was he a fat one? Larry: Yeah! Curly: THAT WAS ME! Larry: How d'ya spell "fifty"? Moe: Put 'er down for seventy-five. Well-dressed woman: What did you say? Moe: I said it's good to be alive! The Reporter: Professor, I can't stand it any longer! Who was throwing the pies? Prof. J. Ogden Denkfeather: Oh, I threw the pies! [starts laughing hysterically, then a cream pie hits him in the face] Larry: WAIT A MINUTE! If we're the only ones here, then who's playin' the piano? Moe: What difference does that...? [pauses, realizing the situation] Larry: Did he say blood? Curly: I'm anemic!