[Seeing the desert for the first time]
Turkey Jackson:
This must be the place where they empty all the old hourglasses.
Male Camel:
This is the screwiest picture I was ever in.
Turkey Jackson:
I hope she didn't hear that. The dead have a way of coming back you know.
Jeff Peters:
Get out, when they're dead they're dead.
Turkey Jackson:
Not Aunt Lucy, she was a Republican.
Jeff Peters:
We must storm the place.
Turkey Jackson:
You storm. I'll stay here and drizzle.
Mabel - Lady Camel:
Sometimes, when I see how silly people behave, I'm glad I'm a camel.
Male Camel:
[his eyes rolling suggestively] Aww... I'm glad you're a camel too, Mabel.
Turkey Jackson:
Aunt Lucy. I can see her now, lying on her dying bed, looking at you with those big, trusting eyes. 'Before I go, Jeff, promise me one thing,' she said. 'Promise me you'll always be a friend to little Orville,' she said. 'No matter what happens, you'll never leave the little jerk,' she said. 'Promise me, Jeff, promise me,' she said.
Jeff Peters:
Yeah, then she up and died before I had the chance to say no.
Turkey Jackson:
We're going to get married on... uh... when is the big day, Dream Thing?
Princess Shalmar:
When the moon, in its last quarter, silvers the blossoms of the almond tree. That's Tuesday night, about nine.
Turkey Jackson:
A fine thing. First, you sell me for two hundred bucks. Then I'm gonna marry the Princess; then you cut in on me. Then we're carried off by a desert sheik. Now, we're gonna have our heads chopped off.
Jeff Peters:
I know all that.
Turkey Jackson:
Yeah, but the people who came in the middle of the picture don't.
Jeff Peters:
You mean they missed my song?
[last lines]
Turkey Jackson:
I can't go on! No food, no water. It's all my fault. We're done for! It's got me. I can't stand it! No food, nothing! No food, no water! No food!
Jeff Peters:
What's the matter with you, anyway? There's New York. We'll be picked up in a few minutes.
Turkey Jackson:
You had to open your big mouth and ruin the only good scene I got in the picture. I might have won the Academy Award!
Jeff Peters:
Orville, where are you?
Turkey Jackson:
Right over here, behind these goosebumps.
Jeff Peters:
Turkey, from now on you are sacred, you just became a full-blooded American idiot.
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How do you figure on paying for this?
Jeff Peters:
You've got red blood, ain't you?
Turkey Jackson:
Yeah, but I don't want to get it all over a stranger.
Jeff Peters:
Go ahead, eat up son.
Turkey Jackson:
Those guys don't monkey around, they've got knives, they're liable to try and get the food back the hard way.
Turkey Jackson:
You can't sell me, you don't own me.
Jeff Peters:
Not now - he does
[pointing at Arabs]
Jeff Peters:
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Hyder Khan:
Do you know him?
[pointing at Crosby]
Turkey Jackson:
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