两傻怪屋捉妖记 (1941) 5.9

Ferdie: I called 42 Oh, Chucks and you didn't come in. Chuck:

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I came in as soon as you hollered "Oh, Chuck!"

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Ferdie: From now on, don't wait for me to say "Oh, Chuck!" Get in here on the "Oh!" Camille: You boys ready to leave? Ferdie: I was ready to leave when he put the key in the front door to come in! Ferdie: Look, from now on, keep one eye on that candle, another eye on that one, and with the other eye watch me! Ferdie: [to Camille] With one eye, watch that candle, with the other eye watch the other candle, and with the other eye, watch me. Ferdie: [to Chuck] I was playing choo-choo train! Aww you never let me have any fun. Camille: Are you a married man? Ferdie: No. Camille: Neither am I. [to Chuck] Camille: He's old enough, isn't he? Ferdie: Oh sure I'm old enough, I play games, I play post office. Camille: Post office? That's a kids' game. Ferdie: Not the way I play. Ferdie: [looking at an old house with no paint] What did I tell you, Chuck? Anyplace painted dark brown, I never liked it. Ferdie: Somebody blew out my candle! Chuck: That was the wind. Ferdie: Since when does the wind eat garlic? Ted Lewis: Is everybody happy? Ferdie: If you see a pair of pants go flyin' through the air, don't grab 'em. Chuck: Why not? Ferdie: I'll be in 'em! Camille: [after tasting the soup] Like mother used to make... It stinks! Camille: What a tonsil. [shouts] Camille: What a tonsil!