The stooges are convicts about to be executed for some murders they didn't commit. The day before the execution they are tricked into marryi...更多>
Curly: No! I'm too young to die. Too young and too handsome!
[looks in the mirror]
Curly: Well, I'm too young. Mrs. Gottrocks: I hear you have done much traveling. Are you familiar with the Great Wall of China? Curly: No, but I know a big fence in Chicago! Larry: Say, what do we know about society? Moe: Well startin' tomorrow we're gonna learn. We gotta act like gentlemen so these dames we married won't have any excuse for throwing us out. Curly: You mean to say I can't go to sleep with my shoes on? Moe: That's exactly what I mean now get to bed, like a gentleman. Moe: Hey, hey, hey you'd better watch that cough first you know you'll wind up with pneumonia. Larry: They say strawberries are good for a cold. The Warden: Strawberries won't be in season for six months. Moe: We'll wait. Curly: We'll wait. Larry: We'll wait. The Warden: Just a minute! Taska: [the sisters propose a toast] Here's to us, three new widows! Williams: [Moe throws the cake on Mrs. Gottrocks by accident after the butler hits him deliberately] He did it. Mrs. Gottrocks: Thank you... [Hits him in the face with a pie] Mrs. Gottrocks: But you started it!