advertisement Bob White: [regarding the invitation's instructions to arrive precisely at midnight] Midnight? Now why should she insist on midnight? Nora O'Brien: She probably saw "The Cat and the Canary". [last lines] Eddie, the Photographer: The Hays Office ain't gonna like that long kiss! Garson Denham: [trying to prove Cassandra is mentally incompetent] Will you please explain to the court just why you put vinegar on your apple pies? Aunt Cassandra Hildegarde Denham: Gladly. [points to the cook] Aunt Cassandra Hildegarde Denham: That fat cook of mine makes them too sweet, she's done it for years, she wants to put weight on me. [the whole court laughs, the cook especially] Aunt Cassandra Hildegarde Denham: If you're ever around, stop in for some apple pie [whispers] Aunt Cassandra Hildegarde Denham: without vinegar. Judge Moore: Thank you, maybe I'll do that... but I like vinegar on my apple pies. [Cassie laughs] Aunt Cassandra Hildegarde Denham: Trowbridge Montrose, what were you doing snooping around outside my window at 1 o' clock in the morning? Trowbridge Cadwallader Montrose: I was walking through my garden, I always walk through my garden at 1 o' clock in the morning. Trowbridge Cadwallader Montrose: Have they found out who the killer is yet, Cassie? Aunt Cassandra Hildegarde Denham: If they haven't, then my bath water's getting cold for nothing. Bob White: Aunt Cassie couldn't be the killer, because she's not strong enough to lug around a couple of grown men like a set of Indian clubs.