advertisement [title sequence] Singers: Li'l Abner, yoo-hoo! / Li'l Abner, oo-hoo! / Every gal in town is after / Li'l Abner, poor Abner! / He's a superman at swimmin'. / He'll give any man a trimmin'. / But when it comes to kissin' / Purty wimmin, / Li'l Abner goes gulp! gulp! / When Daisy Mae pursues him, / He always runs away. / Daisy hollers, Whoa! / But you oughta see him go / On Sadie Hawkin's Day. [first lines] Granny Scraggs: Daisy Mae! Come on, Daisy Mae. It's gettin' up time. Li'l Abner Yokum: I can read writin'. And readin', too.