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Jeff Wilson, the owner of a small circus, owes his partner Carter $10000. Before Jeff can pay, Carter lets his accomplices steal the money, ...
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Antonio Pirelli:
You know what I say. Whenever you got business trouble the best thing to do is to get a lawyer. Then you got more trouble, but at least you got a lawyer.
Peerless Pauline:
I've waited so long to find someone like you.
J. Cheever Loophole:
Oh, someone *like* me, I'm not good enough for you, eh?
Peerless Pauline:
But it's so easy. The bottom of your shoe creates a suction that holds you up in the ceiling.
J. Cheever Loophole:
No, no, I'd rather not. I have an agreement with the houseflies. The flies don't practice law and I don't walk on the ceiling.
J. Cheever Loophole:
I bet your father spent the first year of your life throwing rocks at the stork.
J. Cheever Loophole:
I don't know what I'm doing here, when I could be at home in bed with a hot toddy. That's a drink!
Antonio Pirelli:
If you please, Mistah Carter?
John Carter:
What do you want?
Antonio Pirelli:
Can I have a month off next August?
John Carter:
What for?
Antonio Pirelli:
Well, you see, my lawyer, he got-a me a divorce, and one month every year I win the custody of my wife's parents.
J. Cheever Loophole:
Ah ah! Bad luck, three on a midget!
J. Cheever Loophole:
You're like a beautiful chandelier. I'd like to be around when you get lit up.
Antonio Pirelli:
You know what I think? The guy who hit Jeff on the head and knocked him out didn't like him.
J. Cheever Loophole:
Now let's not jump to concussions.
J. Cheever Loophole:
O, Susanna, o, Susanna
[Starts singing]
J. Cheever Loophole:
Oh, won't you fly with me/for I need $10,000 'cause the Sheriff's after me.
Mrs. Suzanna Dukesbury:
[a giraffe licks her neck] Not here, monsieur. Not here.
J. Cheever Loophole:
Oh, I can't help it. It's just the animal in me.
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