Turnbottom Round prides itself as the village without crime; there has not been an arrest recorded by the local police for years. Unfortunat...更多>
Constable Jeremiah 'Jerry' Harbottle: [As Harbottle senior] When the tide runs low in the smugglers' cove, / And the 'eadless 'orseman rides above, / He drives along with his wild hallo, / And that's the time when the smugglers go in their little boats to the schooner, / And bring back the kegs of brandy and rum and put them all in the Devil's Cove below.