advertisement Alices Father: Calm down, my child. Wait until you're married to start hitting him Moonshiner's Daughter: I'll never marry that big gorilla! Revenue Agent: You've proven yourself a hero. You may now marry this beautiful girl. Revenue Agent: By the way, I forgot to mention that I'm already married. Revenue Agent: Ungrateful daughter! How dare you strike your father! Moonshiner's Daughter: I love you! Alices Father: This is crazy! You beat up my daughter and she jumps into your arms! Revenue Agent: Look, this is only a two reeler. We don抰 have time to build up to love scenes.