Nick Venere is a modern day "Marty." Forty years old, fat, and balding, he's never been married and his best dating years are well behind him. He's never heard the words "I love you," and at this point, figures he never will. So he's resigned himself to making pizza in the family restaurant, hanging out with the guys, and babysitting for his nieces and nephews. Patty Amore has her share of problems as well. She's shy and introverted, with many nervous tics. A secret from her past has caused her to withdraw from the dating scene and resist opening her heart to any man. When Nick and Patty meet, literally bumping into each other, they have an immediate connection. As these two damaged souls struggle to forge a relationship, their boisterous families inevitably get involved. The results are hilarious. Written by Anonymous