Larry The Cable Guy:
Out in San Fransisco, this is what they've got, a gay Mafia. If you're in a gay Mafia and get whacked, is that good or bad?
[gay tone]
Larry The Cable Guy:
Say hello to my little friend!
Larry The Cable Guy:
I dated this retarded woman once but we broke up, we couldn't agree on anything. I'd say tomato, she'd say "bowling shoes!"
Larry The Cable Guy:
Did you know that when a baby poops its diaper, you're not supposed to hit him with a rolled up newspaper?
Larry The Cable Guy:
A friend of mine went fishing and caught a rainbow trout, but he threw it back cuz he said he didn't want a gay fish.
Larry The Cable Guy:
[about Fruit of the Loom] What does fruit have to do with underwear? Except I guess when you pull your underwear down you go 'oh, I should've eaten more fruit.'复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
