Maxwell Selwyn:
[while telling them of a vampire antidote] Well, there are some side effects
Steve:
What kind?
Maxwell Selwyn:
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Death.
Bob:
Thank God, I thought you were going to say stick. I'd rather die than be a stick.
Ding Dong Ditch Victim:
Holy shit, the vampires are here!
Steve:
I thought vampires were supposed to be all hardcore, we ended up being pussies!
Bob:
Fuck you, dude, I'm not a pussy. You're a pussy.
Steve:
You're a pussy!
Bob:
You're a pussy!
Steve:
Oh, what's this?
[pretends to pull a letter from his pocket]
Steve:
It's a letter from the PUSS-R.S., you didn't pay your pussy taxes!
Bob:
Is that a knock at the door?
[walks up to the door and opens it]
Bob:
Holy shit! It's Ed McMahon! You just won a million dollars from the PUSSinghouse Clearing!
Floyd Faukman:
The police are not sure whether these are genuine vampires or just people who are mimicking vampires... or Theresa Heinz.
Bob:
[a blind man has pulled a gun] Holy shit! It's like Ben Affleck!
Blind Guy:
Aw, hell no!
[starts firing random rounds]
Steve:
Just look at Tom Cruise: you know, first he played Lestat and then he got to bang Penelope Cruz.
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