Iowa Tourist:
[he thinks they are hookers by how they are dressed] Here, girls.
[he hands them a dollar for a soda]
Iowa Tourist:
I will pray for God to lead you to a better life.
Michele Weinberger:
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Thanks. Wow, people in LA are just so nice.
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Police Officer:
LAPD. You're under arrest.
[she pushes them up against the soda machines]
Police Officer:
Hands against the machines.
Michele Weinberger:
Under arrest for what?
Police Officer:
Solicitation.
Romy White:
What? We even haven't had sex... in like months.
[the officer frisks Romy in a very personal spot]
Romy White:
Where *exactly* do you think I'm hiding a gun?
Police Officer:
[the officer goes to Michele next] C'mon spread 'em.
Michele Weinberger:
This is all a really big mistake.
Police Officer:
Oh, yeah? That's for the judge to decide. Once money changes hands, you ladies have earned yourself a trip downtown.
Michele Weinberger:
Money? You mean this dollar? He gave this to us to buy a tab with!
Police Officer:
Uh-huh.
Romy White:
It's true! What do you think she's gonna do for a dollar? Lick his neck?
Romy White:
These shoes are proof. Proof that God loves us and wants us to have nice things.
Romy White:
Why am I the only one who sees how great I am?
[standing in a movie theater line on a hot summer day]
Romy White:
We have got to get to L.A. How much money do we have now?
Michele Weinberger:
Umm, like $
Romy White:
What? In three more years we saved up eight more dollars?
Michele Weinberger:
We're never gonna get to L.A.
Romy White:
If I had know we'd waste so much time, we could have gone to college.
[Romy and Michele walk down a Los Angeles sidewalk both dressed like Julia Roberts in "Pretty Woman"]
Michele Weinberger:
No wonder all the stars live here.
Romy White:
Oh, I know. It's so exciting. It's like 9:00 and look at all the people in the streets.
Michele Weinberger:
And none of them are wearing spurs.
Michele Weinberger:
You know what I hate? When cute gay guys flirt with you and they know they can't deliver.
Michele Weinberger:
Romy, what's karma?
Romy White:
Oh, it's this Middle Eastern religious thingy that the Indians with the dots believe in.
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