Juror #1:
[discussing Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie] Well for the record, I'm on Jen's side.
The Honorable Ron Sparks:
You heard it here, folks: Trevor Boris is in favour of genocide.
Juror #6:
I find Britney Spears guilty... of getting married and having a baby. What a terrible person!
The Honorable Ron Sparks:
I sentence 50 Cent to get married, settle down, and start a family of nickles and dimes. HA! Small change joke!
[on the Brad Pitt/Jennifer Aniston break-up]
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All the women in the world were like WHAT? He cheate... oh, Angelina Jolie? Oh yeah, she's hot!
Juror #6:
[on 50 Cent] He got shot nine times, which I believe is a world record.
The Honorable Ron Sparks:
Oh no, it's not.
Juror #6:
It's not?
The Honorable Ron Sparks:
Show him, Rusty.
Rusty Waters:
[Rusty points at his wounds]
The Honorable Ron Sparks:
Fifteen times in the face!
Juror #6:
Oh. Well it's still more times than me, which automatically makes him a GANGSTA!
Juror #1:
Can you imagine 50 Cent doing Shakespeare? 'Where art thou bitch? Wanna suck my ****?'
Juror #5:
Kanye West dresses whiter than me. And I'm white.
Juror #2:
I wouldn't say 50 exactly pulls off a charming look. More like a 'quickly-cross-to-the-other-side-of-the-road' look.
Britney Spears:
[stands accused]
The Honorable Ron Sparks:
For having Kevin Federline's child, I sentence you to kill the child, then Kevin, then Shawn Desman, and then yourself.
[Fraser discusses one of the accused, we hear scraping/dragging noises]
Juror #6:
...and I'd like to point out that Ron moving his chair around like that is very distracting!
[Ron and Rusty are loudly dragging his huge judge's chair across the courtroom floor]
The Honorable Ron Sparks:
Oh, sorry! We should probably do this later.
Juror #3:
Eff you for judging me and my family, Kanye! Eff you, unless you want to eff me for a stack of money!
Juror #4:
If I could find a diet where my tits get bigger but the rest of me stays the same, sign me up Lindsay, sign me up!
The Honorable Ron Sparks:
Lindsay Lohan, I sentence you to never make a sequel to Herbie: Fully Loaded.
The Honorable Ron Sparks:
Unless you promise to stop singing. That would be a fair trade.
Juror #5:
So what if Angelina and Brad are using their kids as fashion accessories? It's not like the kids are gunna be like, 'no, I don't want a mohawk. Send me back to the orphanage!'
Juror #1:
Well, Ethiopian kids ARE the new handbags!
Juror #3:
My rule of thumb is that if you give me a stack of money larger than my thumb, I'll put my thumb, up your bum.
The Honorable Ron Sparks:
I hereby sentence myself to do a sexy dance for you all!
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