Michael Ian Black:
[about TLC] They're cute. And one of them is an arsonist. Whatever.
Themselves:
[about "Clueless"] It can be enjoyed by women *or* gay men.
[imitating a conversation between Forrest Gump and Karl from Sling Blade]
Hal Sparks:
[as Forrest] I like you, Karl, you're a very nice person.
[as Karl]
Hal Sparks:
I done killed someone, mm-hmm. I'm fixin' to kill you if you don't shut up about the chocolate, mm-hmm.
[as Forrest]
Hal Sparks:
Karl, you're a very nice person. Would you like to come and help me run my shrimpin' boat?
[as Karl]
Hal Sparks:
I don't know how to swim, mm-hmm. Is it OK if I bring my boy, mm-hmm?
[as Forrest]
Hal Sparks:
That's fine, I'm bringing' Lieutenant Dan.
[as Karl]
Hal Sparks:
Who's Lieutenant Dan?
[starts laughing]
Loni Love:
[about Forest Gump] Life is like a box of chocolates and I'm going to eat every flippin' chocolate in that box.
Michael Ian Black:
[On Slap Bracelets] It's for pre-teens who are into pre-bondage.
[slaps on a slap bracelet around his wrist]
Michael Ian Black:
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