"I Love the '90s" (2004) 7.8

Michael Ian Black: [about TLC] They're cute. And one of them is an arsonist. Whatever. Themselves: [about "Clueless"] It can be enjoyed by women *or* gay men. [imitating a conversation between Forrest Gump and Karl from Sling Blade] Hal Sparks: [as Forrest] I like you, Karl, you're a very nice person. [as Karl] Hal Sparks: I done killed someone, mm-hmm. I'm fixin' to kill you if you don't shut up about the chocolate, mm-hmm. [as Forrest] Hal Sparks: Karl, you're a very nice person. Would you like to come and help me run my shrimpin' boat? [as Karl] Hal Sparks: I don't know how to swim, mm-hmm. Is it OK if I bring my boy, mm-hmm? [as Forrest] Hal Sparks: That's fine, I'm bringing' Lieutenant Dan. [as Karl] Hal Sparks: Who's Lieutenant Dan? [starts laughing] Loni Love: [about Forest Gump] Life is like a box of chocolates and I'm going to eat every flippin' chocolate in that box. Michael Ian Black: [On Slap Bracelets] It's for pre-teens who are into pre-bondage. [slaps on a slap bracelet around his wrist] Michael Ian Black: I like it!