Derek Newcastle:
Austin, you may now present your black balls.
Austin "The Bachelor":
Cammy, can I give you a pearl necklace?
Cammy "The Moron":
I would love a pearl necklace.
Gerald, "The Gotta-be-gay-guy":
[to Austin] I can say quite honestly there is nothing in this world I would rather have than a pearl necklace from you.
Derek Newcastle:
Love, it's why we're all here. But tonight, one of you will be pulled off its sweet teat of acceptance, only to sample the bitter aftertaste of rejection.
[Derek is giving a fake back story of the show before the cast plays a game]
Derek Newcastle:
Well everyone, the original version of Last Chance for Love was actually done in England with myself as host. And we had many popular games we played on that show like, "Tally ho, ho, ho", "Who's in the loo?", and "Carton of Fags". We're now about to play my favorite of all the games, "Bangers and Mash".
[Piper, during a game, has to eat a piece of food out of a sack while blindfolded]
Derek Newcastle:
The sack is right in front of your face. Just put your face in that sack and eat away.
Derek Newcastle:
[Piper laughs, Derek is more direct] Piper, put your face
[chuckles]
Derek Newcastle:
in the sack!
Bryce "The Stalker":
[trying desperately to activate a post-hypnotic suggestion to make Piper love him as he is being evicted] Mockingbird! Mockingbird! Mockingbird!
Cammy "The Moron":
[looking at Bryce intently] I want to bend you over the desk right now.
Cammy "The Moron":
[turns to everyone else] That's T.J.!
Bryce "The Stalker":
[after learning Montecore Killed his frog, Everett] I'll take it up with the Producers... or the Falcon.
T.J. "The Playah":
[to Austin] I can reach places in her you can never touch
Bryce "The Stalker":
[after learning of the death of his pet frog] He wasn't a frog he was a fucking human being!
Derek Newcastle:
[reading a Falcon Twist with James Bond references] This ought to scare the living daylights out of you. Love is as precious as a diamond. And as we all know, diamonds are forever. But love sometimes is not. Tonight, fate will point its gold finger at two of you, you'll be evicted. That's right, we'll be having a "Pearl Necklace" and "Flame-of-love" eviction ceremony tonight. If Austin and Piper choose to sever their emotional bond with you, the world is not enough to save you. The rest of you will have a chance to die another day.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
