Prince Solitaire (2003)

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  • 片       名Prince Solitair...
  • 上映时间2003年04月23日(加拿大)
  • 导       演 Matthew Cr...

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  • Wizard: And if you don't pay me, dogs will tear you limb from limb, a crazy little man named Rumplestiltskin will show up... and SKULL FUCK your eyes out! Prince Solitaire: Mirror, mirror on the wall, I have a question for you... blue balls. Magic Mirror: Who dare summon the awesome and horrific power of the mirror? You shall pay for your sins with your MORTAL LIFE! [beat] Magic Mirror: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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  • I'm just kidding you man... you don't know how many pissed pants I've seen with that one! Ok... so ah, what can I do for ya. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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  • Prince Solitaire: Mirror mirror, I have been lonely for oh so long and I need a girlfriend... schlong. Tell me where I can find true love, 'cause I need a girl... rimjob-ve. All I want is love that will be true, someone that will love me... poo? Magic Mirror: Her name is Candy, she is locked away 1000 miles north of here, in the barren wastelands of Coxstina, in the ruins of La Castale de Phelatio. Prince Solitaire: DIE YOU BEAR MOTHERFUCKERS! 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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