Shame, embarrassment, and defeat...words typically associated with a black eye. But, high on the enthusiasm and promise of their first national convention, the members of B.E.A.F (Black Eyes of America Faction) wear their shiners loud and proud as a symbol of unity in the face of adversity. And that's just the type of "preverted" thinking that has famed Florida citrus baron, Delancey P. Roostacraw, dearly appalled and severely determined to put an end to their jackassery. Written by Anonymous