星际宝贝"Lilo & Stitch: The Series"(2003)

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on't we look marvelous? Jumba: Frankly, my dear, I do not give darn. Jumba: Ha! The bigger they are, the more their landing. Pleakley: Or, something very close to that. Nani: I promise to never let work keep me away from you again. Lilo: Okay! And I promise never to become a fugitive from justice again! Pleakley: Who knew Armageddon could be so barbecue-tasty! [about Spooky] Jumba: Ooooh. I hope it doesn't come here. His impression of ex-wife is very scary! [lining up to play baseball] Jumba: Uh, one question: If we win, do losers have to be our slaves for life? Lilo: Of course not! Jumba: [shrugs] Is how we play team sports on my home world! Gantu: Follow the bouncing abomination... Lilo: Stitch! Are you okay? Stitch: I'm okay. I'm fluffy! [shopping for a Christmas present] Nani: Hi, I'm looking for something like a shrunken head... Store Clerk: Sorry, shrunken heads aren't part of Hawaii's cultural heritage. Try South America. Lilo: Jumba, are you okay? Jumba: I am okay! I landed on my patooki! [after waking up] Gantu: You LASERED my PATOOKI? Experiment 625: Ah, I just thought it could use a makeover. Actually, it's an amazing likeness of, ah, moi. You wanna see? [after blasting into a building and frightening a crowd of people] Gantu: People of Earth! Do not be alarmed! I am just looking for an abomination! [after finding sandwiches stored in his experiment containment unit] Gantu: SANDWICHES? Oh, when I get back, 625 is fin... hmm, bacon and raisin! Just like "Mu-mu" used to make! Pleakley: Jumba, you're messing up my decorative orbs! Jumba: Well, you are standing in two of my eyes! [mooning experiment 627] Stitch: Oh douga mee patooki! Nani: [rushing into the kitchen after Pleakly mops the floor] WHERE'S LILO? Pleakley: Well a clean floor was here, but apparently it just left! Mertle Edmonds: [about Cannonball] Why's he got such a big caboose? Lilo: Highly contagious butt rabies. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

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Pleakley: [trying to stall an angry crowd] Everyone loves balloon animals! [holds one up] Pleakley: See? It's a little... puppy!... with three heads [repeated line] Gantu: Oh, Blitznak! Experiment 625: Uh-oh, plot twist! Hämsterviel: Well? Where is my big bug? Gantu: I'm afraid the little girl and the abomination... Hämsterviel: AGAIN? You, with your stomping feet and shooting blasters, cannot get ONE experiment FROM A LITTLE GIRL? Tell me how lame you are! TELL ME! 625: Oh, there's no right answer to that. I'd put it around the "S"s, between "shockingly lame" and "stunningly lame". Pleakley: [giving the family an earthquake brief] Now, the important thing is not to panic. Don't panic. [obviously panicking] Pleakley: Don't panic! DON'T PANIC! Jumba: I am thinking... you are panicking. Pleakley: [after Stitch poured water on him] Now, where was I? Lilo: You were telling us not to panic while you were panicking. Stitch: Stitch not bad! Was scary dolly! Wendy Pleakley: I've researched winter Earth holidays like Kwanzaa, Christmas, Chanukah, and the year-end clearance sale at Mendelton's department store. Lilo: I don't think that last one's a holiday. Wendy Pleakley: If 50% off everything isn't a holiday, sister, I don't know what is! Lilo: Every year, Nani hides our Christmas presents. It's my job as a little sister to find them. It's another Hawaiian Christmas tradition! Pleakley: So you claim to have been sleeping the whole time. Nice alibi. By the way, I'm being sarcastic. Lilo: Yay for extraterrestrial puppy! Gantu: Hairball, I am captain ahem, former of the galactic alliance, you will not escape me! [looks down and sees three boys] Gantu: I mean I um missed my bus. Nani: Starving yourself won't bring him back, Lilo. Lilo: But If I show up at the tea party tomorrow without Mr. Stenchy, they won't be my friends anymore. Nani: Lilo, if they only liked you because you had a cute pet, then who needs them? You have to trust your real friends. Lilo: Who would that be? Nani: Stitch, for one. He's a royal pain, but he's loyal, and he'd never ever ever do anything that would hurt you. Thats a true friend. Lilo: I know, Stitch is the best. I wouldn't trade him for anything or anybody. Mertle Edmonds: How could she win? She's so weird, and I'm so normal! Nani: All the mail seems to be for you Pleakley. They are all bills! Pleakley: Bills? What are bills? Nani: Bills are what you owe when you charge on your 28 credit cards! Pleakley: Owe? As in... money? [Pleakley opens an envelope] Pleakley: Oh my gosh! Is this a balance due or an intergalatic zip code! How could they do this to me? I'm not even a citizen! Experiment 625: Hey! You didn't even see my sandwich trap! That took me like one minute to build! Lilo: Stitch! Are you okay? Stitch: [dazed from a fight] Jumba? Lilo: Close. Gantu: I will not be made a fool of! 625: Too late. 625: See? Look at what we can do if we work together. Lilo: Yeah, except you didn't do anything! Experiment 625: Note to self - Only open mouth to insert sandwiches. Nani: Are you LOLO? Lilo: But Pleakley won't be my babysitter anymore! Nani: You'll still have your uncle Jumba. I'm not going to be Pleakleys fiance! Lilo: Fine. Jumba passes as a great babysitter! Jumba! Can I play with the chainsaw? Jumba: Sure! Don't get fingers stuck! Could be messy! Lilo: I can't dance... not without Stitch. Stitch: Ohana! Lilo: Ohana means family. Family means LEAVE ME ALONE WHILE I PRACTICE MY HULA DANCE! Jumba: Hello! We come in peace to blow up your home! Lilo: I hope our new planet will have this many stars. And a beach with rockin' waves. And fish that eat peanut butter sandwiches. 625: [singing] On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me... A SANDWICH! Woman: Is the hotel melting? Man: They'd better give us a discount! Pleakley: Did I say Time Machine? I meant Rhyme Machine! Helps you bust a funky rhyme! "My name is Pleakley and I got some style, from my dress to my shoes to my bathroom towel!" Jumba: What are you doing here? Future Jumba: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

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I have come to give you warning. Whatever you do, do not build robot wife. Is too easy for them to hack into bank account. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

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Jumba: Little girl! 626! Tiffany: You know these two? Jumba: Yes! Pleakley: No! Tiffany: Well, which is it? Jumba: Erm... what was the question again? Lilo: 602's out there, and there's NO WAY to stop it. Kinda like when my sister's eating chocolate! Nosy: Ratface! Hämsterviel: What? Nosy: Hamsterjerk! Hämsterviel: What? Nosy: Kiesterviel! Hämsterviel: WHAT? Nosy: You want I should repeat them? Pleakley: We can't let her go alone! Hamsterviel is dangerous! And we're baby-sitting! Jumba: You have a point. Big sister's wrath is more dangerous than Hamsterviel. Jumba: Two experiments are about to engage in epic battle and I forgot to bring camera. 625: I think I've figured out your problem. Gantu: Really? What is it? 625: Simple. You're a pathetic loser. Pleakley: I am now going to make the lighthouse disappear... How you ask? I have absolutely no idea. Pleakley: Will this hurt? Jumba: Not to worry. This won't hurt at all. [Jumba injects Lilo and Stitch into Pleakley's bloodstream] Pleakley: OWWWW! You said it wouldn't hurt! Jumba: Is not hurting me. Jumba: Good news, Pleakley, you're not sick! Pleakley: Thank goodness! Jumba: You just have a genetic experiment inside you that we need to get out. Pleakley: Un-thank goodness. Pleakley: I think Lilo has learned the importance of being clean. But not too clean! Not overly obsessively clean like some people. Nani: What are you, an after school special? Pleakley: Gimme an S! S! Gimme an M! M! Gimme a Y! Y! Gimme a Z! Z! Gimme another Z! Z! Gimme another Y! Y! Gimme an X! X! What does that spell? Smyzzyx! Lilo: Smyzzyx? Pleakley: It means "Kick their butt!" in Slorganac. Lilo: Do you think that rocked? Keoni Jameson: Do you think it rocked? Lilo: Umm... Yeah? Keoni Jameson: Then I think it rocked! Lilo: Are you okay? Keoni Jameson: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

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Lilo: Umm... Yeah? Keoni Jameson: Then I'm okay! Lilo: You're sure not acting okay. Pleakley: Has it ever occured to you that there might be a better way to turn evil expirements to good? Jumba: Better than untested hazardous technology? Impossible, no such thing exists. Pleakley: Well, Mr. I'm-such-a-super-genius-I-think-I-know-everything-and-never-give-my-roomate-any-credit-even-when-he's-right-especially-about-wearing-white-after-Labor-day... Lilo: We need alien geniuses on our team. Jumba: Then why do we have Pleakley? Pleakley: HEY! Lilo: I wish someone smarter than me was playing. Pleakley: Don't you worry. I stood up all night studying the difference between Argyle and Gargoyle! Lilo: We're doomed! Pleakley: This is supposed to be like one of those painful parting plane scenes from Earth movies. Jumba: Being with ugly wife already plenty painful. Lilo: I'm gonna name him Shoe. Pleakley: Why? Because his horse-shoe shaped head? Lilo: No, I just noticed he isn't wearing shoes. Nani: I just put new batteries in this clock. How is it slow? Lilo: Stitch set it to Planet Turo time. They're 438 hours behind. Jumba: Once he even sold my wife for 10 Kweltikwans! Lilo: That is evil. Jumba: Yes, but it was smart. She was only worth Nani: When you're as old as I am, you can stay out late too. Lilo: But that's about 100 years from now! I can't wait that long! Nani: Exactly. How old do you think I am? Lilo: Old enough to have all the fun! Lilo: Wanna play Battle of the Greek City-States? Stitch and me can be the fierce Spartans, and you can be the decadent Athenians. Pleakley: Henry VIII was a powerful ruler, even though he had a nasty habit of having his wives beheaded. Jumba: I am liking this Henry person. Gantu: [after being berated by Hamsterviel *again*] I hate my life. Pleakley: Sticks and stones may break your bones, but words will never hurt you... unless they are carved into stone and thrown at you. Gantu: [625 is trying to eat giant sandwich] You could never fit that thing in your mouth! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

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: I'm willin' to die tryin'! Gantu: [after experiment 297 gets away] You could have tried to help me! Experiment 625: What, and drop all my plushies? Gantu: [looks from shrinking device to 625] He he he. Experiment 625: I hate it when you look at me like that. Gantu: [625 as a giant steps over Jumba, Pleakley, Lilo and Stitch] You fool, you missed! Experiment 625: Oh, no, I never miss! [heads for giant sandwich] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

星际宝贝 (2003)

演职人员(77)

Rob LaDuca

Victor Cook

Robert Gannaway

John Wray

Kevin Campbell

Jim Peronto

Brian Swenlin

Brandon Sawyer

Thomas Hart

Mark McCorkle

Bruce W. Smith

Joe Ansolabehere

John Behnke

Paul Germain

Evan Gore

Rob Humphrey

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