Richard Dawson:
Name the first article of clothing you take off when you get home from work.
Contestant:
My underwear!
[Audience busts out laughing]
Richard Dawson:
Next question, what time do you get off work?
Contestant:
[trying to solve the puzzle] A group of pill-pushers? (Whole studio cracks up)
Pat Sajak:
This is "Wheel of Fortune", Joe!
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Doesn't she have pretty nipples... uh, pretty DIMPLES?
[Whole studio busts out laughing]
Richard Dawson:
I said name a time that most people get up. And being the Einstein that you are, you said morning. Our survey said... zip! Now if that wasn't bad enough, I then said name a time that most people go to bed, and you said, of course. Night. Our survey said... 2!
Richard Dawson:
Name somthing you might accidentally leave on all night.
Contestant:
Your shoe.
[audience laughs]
Richard Dawson:
Now don't take this the wrong way, but, you are weird.
Richard Dawson:
Name an animal that has letters in its name.
Contestant:
Alligator.
[audience starts laughing]
Richard Dawson:
During what month's pregnancy does a woman begin to look pregnant?
Contestant:
September.
Bob Holness:
What "O" is the generic word for any living animal plant, including bacteria and viruses?
Contestant:
Orgasm. Oh-!
[audience laughter; Bob Holness looks at the camera with a shake of the head]
Gene Rayburn:
[interviewing an aged female contestant] Tell us about yourself.
Contestant:
I live in Orange County... I'm retard- I mean, retired...
[Question is "Which of these abbreviations represents the computer storage capacity known as one thousand bytes?"]
Contestant:
I'm gonna go with B, kilobytes.
Regis Philbin:
Final answer?
Contestant:
Final answer.
[Answer is locked in]
Contestant:
[blurting] I'm a fat man, Regis, my heart can't take it!
[audience laughter]
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