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Glenn Howerton
演员
饰Corey Howard ...
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Chyler Leigh
演员
饰June Tuesday ...
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Tinsley Grimes
演员
饰Katie Howard ...
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Brittany Daniel
演员
饰Sophia (13...
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R.T. Howard:
[referring to Tuesday's hair] Wow, how do you get it to stand up?
June Tuesday:
How do *you* get it to stand up?
Corey Howard:
Heads up! Punk rock rooster at twelve o'clock!
June Tuesday:
Did you just make some stupid, middle-class comment about my hair?
Corey Howard:
No.
June Tuesday:
Oh. Well, what do you ask for? The Blue Lagoon?
Corey Howard:
Well, what do you ask for? The Stegosaurus?
June Tuesday:
Ow! I'm so not going to the prom with you.
[Corey is shaving, Katie walks in]
Katie Howard:
I'll take that!
[Katie takes Corey's razor]
Corey Howard:
What are you doing?
Katie Howard:
I'm throwing it out because it's plastic, and non-biodegradable.
Corey Howard:
Well,
[Corey holds up Katie's razor]
Corey Howard:
why aren't you throwing out your razor?
Katie Howard:
Because I'm an environmentalist.
[Katie takes her razor]
Katie Howard:
I'm just not ready to be a *hairy* environmentalist.
[Roger walks in]
Roger:
Katie, have you got a couple minutes?
Katie Howard:
Yes.
Roger:
Do you consider yourself to be someone who -- knows a good value?
Katie Howard:
Yes.
Roger:
And if you could save some money, you'd like that, wouldn't you?
Katie Howard:
Why, yes.
Roger:
And if I said you could be driving a brand new car with no money down, you'd be interested, right?
Katie Howard:
Yes.
Roger:
Congratulations! You just bought a brand new car!
Katie Howard:
I see what you did! That was very convincing.
Roger:
Thank you.
[Roger begins to exit]
Katie Howard:
What colour is it? What colour is my brand new car?
Roger:
Doesn't matter, it's a done deal.
Katie Howard:
It is not! I wanna see the manager!
Roger:
Damn, I get that all the time!
Katie Howard:
Hello! Do you think I could put one of these up?
[Katie holds up a poster]
June Tuesday:
Let me guess... A Cindy Lauper look-a-like contest? I think you've got a lock on it!
Katie Howard:
Uh, that's so mean! You must be Tuesday! I'm Katie, Corey's sister.
[Corey walks up]
Corey Howard:
Oh, Earthday '.. Wow! It's early this year. - Still signing my checks Earthday '
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[Corey laughs at his own joke]
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Corey Howard:
[Tuesday sarcastically laughs]
June Tuesday:
That was funny... To no one!
Corey Howard:
Wait a minute, you thought I was funny this morning when we were making fun of the yuppies.
June Tuesday:
That was then... This is now.
[Tuesday exits]
Katie Howard:
I think she likes you!
Sophia:
You know, Corey, if we were still dating, I could get any of your songs played at this club.
Sophia:
Oh, yeah, if we were still dating. Except, as I recall, you broke up with me and started dating my sister.
Corey Howard:
We're not dating! It's more like harassment!
Corey Howard:
Ugh! What's that smell?
R.T. Howard:
That smell is my little entrepreneur.
Katie Howard:
I'm making scented candles.
Corey Howard:
They smell like death!
Katie Howard:
Death? Or pina colada?
Corey Howard:
Death!
Permanent Record customer:
Where can I find Duran Duran?
Margaret:
K-Mart!
[Corey and Tuesday argue about coffee or something]
Corey Howard:
Whatever Spikey Maggoo!
Margaret:
Spikey Maggoo? Where'd you get that one from? Your Dad?
Corey Howard:
[remains silent]
Margaret:
Oh, my God, you did!
June Tuesday:
So, why don't you tell your brother that's why I don't like hangin' out in his perfect little world. How's a person supposed to sleep when people aren't screaming at each other?
Katie Howard:
Well, you should've been around when my parents were still together. They fought constantly. My mother's a control freak and my dad screws around.
Patty:
Yeah, I think I slept with him.
Katie Howard:
Did you and Corey have a fight?
June Tuesday:
No, I just - I can't sleep. This house is so... quiet. You know, I'd - I'd love to hear just one little siren, or - or maybe a gunshot.
Margaret:
Are you willing to blow this relationship because you want to make a stand about where you sleep?
June Tuesday:
Maybe.
Margaret:
Mmm-hmm. Trust me, you will be rewarded by the universe for your efforts as your souls merge into a brilliant cornucopia of light... I'm startin' to wonder if that was really an aspirin Zeke gave me.
Katie Howard:
It's a fondue set! "Congratulations on your recent... nuptials." Did I get married?
Owen:
Uh, well, some of the guys on the ship might think you did.
Katie Howard:
Why would they think that?
Owen:
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'Cause that's what I told them.
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R.T. Howard:
[talking about Patty] So, uh, that was Roger's girlfriend, huh?
Corey Howard:
Yeah.
R.T. Howard:
Yeah. Yeah, good for him... I think I had her.
Corey Howard:
What?
R.T. Howard:
Yeah, it was a few years ago on St. Patrick's Day. I was bombed on green beer, and she was as cute as a damn leprechaun.
Roger:
Have either of you seen Patty?
Corey Howard, Owen:
No.
Corey Howard:
Have you seen Tuesday?
Roger, Owen:
No.
Owen:
What about Katie?
Roger, Corey Howard:
No.
Owen:
Oh, my God. They've evacuated the women.
Roger:
I gotta tell ya, I'm sort of enjoying this break from Patty. I'm not just on this planet to service her. I've got ideas to share and wisdom to impart.
Owen:
What should I do about Katie?
Roger:
I don't know, man, I got my own problems!
Corey Howard:
What am I supposed to do, huh? Live in a dump and drink out of bug candles the rest of my life? You know what I ought to tell her tomorrow at work? Done. Forget it. It's over. Because if she rejects my family, she rejects me.
Roger:
What is this, Godfather III?
Margaret:
Corey, go out back and spot Zeke on the ladder. I need you to keep an eye on him. Sometimes he thinks he can fly.
June Tuesday:
So, what, you want me to stay at your house with you and your family?
Corey Howard:
Well, we don't all sleep in the same room, you know. Come on, it'll be fun. We have doors.
Katie Howard:
Have a cupcake. I made them with my new muffin pans. They were a wedding present we received from the ship's chaplain.
Owen:
Oh, Father Chip. That's so nice.
Katie Howard:
Owen, you lied to a man of the cloth! We are not married!
Owen:
And whose fault is that?
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