Little Girl:
Dad, will you tell me a bedtime story?
Dad:
Of course! Once upon a time, there was a man named Freddy Krueger...
Mum:
Let me do it!
Doctor:
Well, I've just gotten your test results back.
Man:
And?
Doctor:
You'll be happy to know it's just Benign.
Man:
Thank God.
Doctor:
That's good news isn't it, Mr. Ignant?
Man:
I'm not Mr. Ignant, I'm Mr. Ign. Mr. Ben Ign.
Doctor:
[looks at his paper] Then who's this Mal Ignant?
[a couple deciding on where to go on a holiday]
Man:
All right, I'll stick a pin on this map and wherever it lands, that's where we'll go.
[sticks pin]
Woman:
Siberia.
Man:
Too cold.
[sticks pin]
Woman:
Sahara Desert.
Man:
Okay new rule, it's got to be somewhere that can sustain human life.
[sticks pin]
Woman:
The Indian Ocean.
Man:
Okay, it's got to be a place where we can stand on.
[sticks pin]
Woman:
Canada.
Man:
We've been there.
[sticks pin]
Woman:
China.
Man:
No beaches.
[sticks pin]
Woman:
Portugal
Man:
Don't fancy it.
[sticks pin]
Woman:
France.
Man:
Too predictable. Can I be honest? I want to go to Hawaii.
Woman:
I said quilt, not kilt.
Woman:
[walks up to counter] Hello. Can I have a can of lemonade, please?
Various Roles:
[writing on a piece of paper] Over there in the fridge. Help yourself!
Woman:
And a cup of tea, please.
Various Roles:
Teabags over there, cup's there, water there, milk there!
Woman:
And a slice of cake?
Various Roles:
Eggs in the fridge, flour and sugar in the cupboard!
Woman:
[getting annoyed] And a ham sandwich, please!
Various Roles:
Pig out back, bolt gun behind door!
Woman:
I want to see the manager!
Woman:
Office there, door there!
[Tim exits the office]
Woman:
Are you the manager?
Man:
Badge there, title there!
Woman:
[pointing at Jim] Counter there, rudeness there!
Man:
[gives Jim a termination letter] P45 there, Exit there
Various Roles:
[gives Tim an envelope] Too late! Envelope here, resignation there!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
