Mouse Donovan:
Hmmmm, is somebody a little moody about an impending birthday perhaps?
Babyface Hamilton:
I love it when you speak well!
Nik Faulkner:
Procrastination is way under rated.
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"Thin" is out.
Belinda Faulkner:
You know, I've never thought that a woman's looks were more important than her brains or her heart. I thought I'd tried to teach you that.
Nik Faulkner:
You have, it's... it's just easy for you to think that way because you're so beautiful.
Belinda Faulkner:
Oh honey, don't you know how beautiful you are?
Babyface Hamilton:
They say that second marriages are often far more fruitful. People are a little older, a little wiser, a little more tired.
Babyface Hamilton:
Divorce is not a bad word anymore, Nicky. You might even see more of your parents than you do already, like at the therapists!
Nik Faulkner:
Therapist? I just got rid of my orthodontist!
Mouse Donovan:
[with admiration] I can't believe how your dad lied like that. And right to your face! Man, he's a good liar.
Babyface Hamilton:
Real good. Kinda scary.
Mouse Donovan:
You know, I think that as a man, I need to become a better liar. Obviously it's helpful in certain situations.
Nik Faulkner:
I'm sacrificing my pride for the greater good of the family. When my mother sees this, she'll thank me. I'm being a bigger person by forgiving her first.
Mouse Donovan:
Wow. That's weird.
Mr. Birdwell:
William Howard Taft was, among other things, the fattest president we've ever had!
Zack Bomback:
The cool thing is that I've got fifteen new relatives, so this Christmas is gonna be fantastic. I'm very greedy.
Nik Faulkner:
Me too!
Zack Bomback:
We didn't have much in common. I mean, she doesn't like horror movies. How can you not like horror movies?
Nik Faulkner:
Maybe she's a communist.
[Nick is opening a birthday gift from her best friends]
Nik Faulkner:
Oh, you guys, it's so ugly! I love it.
Mouse Donovan:
Ugly is really 'in' right now.
Nik Faulkner:
Why have kids at all if you're too busy to take care of them?
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