[imitating overly dramatic film trailer narration]
Pablo Francisco:
Jean-Claude Van Damme is back... in "The Same Crap You've Seen Over and Over and Over and Over"...
Pablo Francisco:
[imitating his Mexican girlfriend] I got caller ID.
Pablo Francisco:
Doesn't it suck - nice body, ugly face? Doesn't that suck? It's like "I love spaghetti! But it's got shit on it!"
Pablo Francisco:
It's not R'n'B music you know. R'n'B music is always five black guys with no shirt. "Yeah, I'm horny, Yeah." They always singing how fine a girl is. "Girl you're fine. Lay you down fine." They always say smooth soft and silky in every song don't they then they put beats to it. "Girl you're smooth, you're soft, fine... silky"
Pablo Francisco:
Male dancers, they gotta shave their
[whistles]
Pablo Francisco:
. Shavin' their juebos. I can just imagine the commercial for an aftershave, Juebo Splash.
[beatboxes dance music]
Pablo Francisco:
"Good job, Tom." "Hey, thanks. Y'know, being a male dancer's pretty hard, and when I need to shave my juebos, I use Juebo Splash." "Juebo Splash, you sexy motherfucker."复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
