Kel Kimble:
[singing] 12 bottles of orange soda on the wall! Twelve bottles of orange soda! Take one down, pass it around! ELEVEN BOTTLES OF ORANGE SODDDDAAAAA ON THE WAAAAAAAALLLL! Awe...
Kenan Rockmore:
What, that's it?
Kel Kimble:
What?
Kenan Rockmore:
You're just gonna stop at eleven?
Kel Kimble:
Yeah!
Kenan Rockmore:
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You mean we had to sit through 'A Million Bottles of Orange Soda on the Wall' and you're just gonna stop at eleven? You're not even gonna finish?
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Kel Kimble:
Yeah, I'm tired of that song.
Kel Kimble:
[hears footsteps behind him]
Kel Kimble:
Kenan, please tell me one of us lost our shoes back there.
Kenan Rockmore:
What's cookin', man?
Kel Kimble:
Sticks. Want some?
[takes a bite]
Kenan Rockmore:
No, I prefer to eat things that are food.
Roger Rockmore:
[In a pouring rainstorm] That's it. I'm going outside to get the luggage!
Sheryl Rockmore:
[as he goes] Roger-what are you... no! Get BACK IN HERE! Get...
Roger Rockmore:
[Roger is struck by lightning]
Sheryl Rockmore:
ROGER! GET IN THE CAR! GET BACK IN THE CAR!
Roger Rockmore:
COME ON! WHAT ARE THE CHANCES OF BEING STRUCK BY LIGHTNING TWICE?
[Is hit with more lightning]
Kel Kimble:
[In the Weird Museum] Look, Kenan-it's Dennis Rodman's head... made out of meat!
Kenan Rockmore:
...Why?
Kel Kimble:
[Roger finishes a very high-pitched version of "Home on the Range"] Man, that stunk.
Kenan Rockmore:
No, Kel, that didn't stunk... it was just... seriously freaky!
Sheryl Rockmore:
Kenan, this trip means a lot to your father. I can't remember the last time I saw him so happy.
Roger Rockmore:
[Comes in and sees bags] More bags? This is ridiculous! This is gonna be the worst trip of my life!
Kenan Rockmore:
Yeah, he sure seems real happy.
Kel Kimble:
[Walking to Rockville] Can't... can't... go on... must... must have... water!... I'm too thirsty. Kenan... go on... without me!
[Collapses]
Kenan Rockmore:
[Turns, revealing that they are three feet from the car] Could we get some water here, please?
Kel Kimble:
Are we there yet? Are we? I'm tired. My legs hurt. Can I go to the bathroom? Roger, you smell like gas. I need to go to the bathroom. Aw! I really do. Where are we? Can we turn on the radio? I'm bored.
Kenan Rockmore:
KEL! Can you please be quiet? You are not making this awful ride any easier.
Kel Kimble:
I'm bored.
Kel Kimble:
Goodnight, Kenan.
Kenan Rockmore:
Oh, please don't say that word. I don't wanna hear of a goodnight, badnight, headless knight, no knight!
Kel Kimble:
Hey, how do you suppose he chops off the people's heads?
Kenan Rockmore:
Don't know! Go to sleep!
Kel Kimble:
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A knife, or a sword? or with scissors? Nah, nah. Scissors would take too long.
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Kenan Rockmore:
Please stop talking! Just, rest.
Kel Kimble:
Hey, you know what? What does he do with the bodies after he's done eating them? Like, where does he put the bones, I mean because...
Kenan Rockmore:
Enough!
Kel Kimble:
They probably just...
Kenan Rockmore:
I don't wanna hear about the headless knight chopping off people's heads or what he does with the bones or what kind of car he drives! I don't wanna talk about him.
Kel Kimble:
Alright... nighty night night.
Shelly Wilson:
Arthur has been so kind!
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