[Mikael Tornving is imitating a German interrogation leader]
Henrik Schyffert:
What should we do to increase the interest for the Swedish language?
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nving:
We shall punish all those who are talking... what are you saying?
Henrik Schyffert:
I was asking how we could increase the interest for the Swedish la...
Mikael Tornving:
You're talking about the interest for the Swedish language, are you not?
Henrik Schyffert:
Yes.
Mikael Tornving:
Sit straight when I'm talking to you, and look me in the eyes. You have a very suspicious mind, you know that?
Henrik Schyffert:
Sorry?
Mikael Tornving:
You should be clear of what you are saying, you are contradicting yourself!
Henrik Schyffert:
You are obviously talking English...
Mikael Tornving:
SILENCE!
Henrik Schyffert:
You are obviously talking English with a German touch...
Mikael Tornving:
YOU ARE A LICE!
Henrik Schyffert:
Why shouldn't you place bananas close to other fruit?
Mikael Tornving:
Well, they have nothing to talk about. It's the shallowest damn fruit of them all... it doesn't need to learn conversation with it's shape, it just lies there...
Henrik Schyffert:
Bananas release a gas, which make the other fruits grow too quickly.
Johan Wahlström:
Banana gas...
Henrik Schyffert:
The hazardous banana gas is spreading!
Mikael Tornving:
WÖÖÖ! WÖÖÖ! WÖÖÖ! WÖÖÖ! Don't panic: Banana gas alert!
[Mikael Tornving simulates covering up windows with duct tape]
Mikael Tornving:
My son... whatever you do, my boy, watch out for the banana gas! It took your grand-dad, and it almost took me...
Anders S Nilsson:
Vote Red for Blue... what the hell am I saying?
Osama bin Laden:
I don't like that song "Hi, it's Nick-click"; it makes my beard go right up. Sorry about AIK, by the way.
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