Thurgood Stubbs:
What the hell did you put down that toilet?
Haiti Lady:
Goat head wrapped in paper towels.
Thurgood Stubbs:
How many times I gotta tell you? NO PAPER TOWELS down the toilet!
Thurgood Stubbs:
What on Eartha Kitt?
Thurgood Stubbs:
Halle-Berry-lujah!
Thurgood Stubbs:
Whitney Houston, we have a problem.
Thurgood Stubbs:
Just goes to show I don't have to go to the hospital to get positive results!
Thurgood Stubbs:
I don't believe it! She conned me! She conned! She conned! She-co-con, she-co-con, she co-onned me!
Muriel Stubbs:
I feel for you.
Mrs. Avery:
I'm gonna party like it's
Thurgood Stubbs:
Halt! Who goes there?
Smokey:
Not me. I went behind the dumpster, like a gentleman.
Thurgood Stubbs:
Aah! That scared the Shatner out of me!
[there's a knock on Thurgood's door during a terrible heatwave]
Thurgood Stubbs:
If it ain't the heat, it's the stupidity...
[opens door]
Mrs. Avery:
[points cane at Thurgood] Super! It's too hot! When you gonna turn down the furnace?
Thurgood Stubbs:
The furnace ain't on, it's the middle of summer, you crazy old bat!
Mrs. Avery:
Then when you gonna fix my calendar?
Thurgood Stubbs:
Now, what the hell you buy a calendar for? You ain't gonna get to finish it!
[slams door in her face]
[Thurgood is in the hospital]
County Hospital Doctor:
Mr. Stubbs, you had a mild cardiac episode, which we belive was due to prolonged hypertension.
Thurgood Stubbs:
Give it to me in English, Doc.
County Hospital Doctor:
You have very high blood pressure.
Thurgood Stubbs:
[still doesn't understand] Hey look, we didn't all go to DeVry, all right?
County Hospital Doctor:
[rolls his eyes, then talks in condescending voice] Okay... your blood is bad, especially when you get mad! And if you die, you'll be very, very sad. Okay?
Thurgood Stubbs:
Now, was that so hard?
[Thurgood speaks as sweetly as he can]
Thurgood Stubbs:
Oh, Mrs. Avery! I've got a surprise for you!
Mrs. Avery:
[through the door] Keep talkin' like that and I'll pump you full of lead!
Thurgood Stubbs:
Looks like that frog channel finally ran out of money.
Thurgood Stubbs:
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Here's your air conditioner Mrs. Avery.
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Mrs. Avery:
I Don't need it. My Calendar says it's February.
Thurgood Stubbs:
Well, it also says it's
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