:
[playing Scrabble] "U pin"? That's not a word.
Nicole 'Nikki' Parker:
No, it's "up in", as in: I'm kicking your butt "up in" here.
Nicole 'Nikki' Parker:
The next time you put Outkast before Jesus I'm gonna cast you out of this house.
Nicole 'Nikki' Parker:
[while directing a church choir] Kim is our soloist. Now go on, baby. Sing mama's favorite song.
Kimberly 'Kim' Parker:
[singing] Shake your booty all night!
Nicole 'Nikki' Parker:
No! Not that one!
[after the Reverend reminds Nikki about dinner]
Andell Wilkerson:
You're going out with the Reverend again? That's the fifth time this week.
Nicole 'Nikki' Parker:
It's the sixth and it's strictly business.
Gertude:
More like funny business.
Nicole 'Nikki' Parker:
No, more like none of your business.
Kimberly 'Kim' Parker:
Hey Andell, why don't you join the choir?
Nicole 'Nikki' Parker:
Yeah, put some of that hot air to good use.
Professor Stanley Oglevee:
I'm in love with Nikki Parker.
Stevie Van Lowe:
This calls for a celebration! Say it loud, everyone: "I'm black and I'm proud!"
[silence]
Stevie Van Lowe:
"I'm proud and I'm black?" what?
[silence]
Stevie Van Lowe:
No, really, what?
Professor Stanley Oglevee:
[tutoring Kim] What do you know about Malcolm X?
Kimberly 'Kim' Parker:
It was way too long, but Denzel was fiiiine!
Nicole 'Nikki' Parker:
Michael, is that you? I wouldn't recognize you if it wasn't for them ears. You look good. You look like you've put on some weight.
[meaning muscles]
Michael:
Thanks, so do you.
[not meaning muscles]
Nicole 'Nikki' Parker:
Oh, well, thank you.
Nicole 'Nikki' Parker:
Well, you know what they say, "There's always more room for alizay!"
Winston's Ex-Wife/Fiance:
Are you listening to me?
Nicole 'Nikki' Parker:
No. Now shut up!
Nicole 'Nikki' Parker:
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