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• Norm MacDonald: I took acid the other day and my cock started singing to me... It was singing Joe Cocker songs. Dennis Miller: Michael Jackson is set to marry Lisa Marie Presley this week. The difference in religion is not expected to be an issue since she's a Scientologist and he's a science experiment. Dennis Miller: I saw hamlet at the Globe Theater. Notice I didn't say I heard it. Some asshole with a whooping cough was right behind me. Hey lung chunks, if you're sick, stay the fuck home! Dennis Miller: O.J. Simpson was found not guilty for the murder of his wife and her friend. Hey, you think you're surprised? God lost twenty bucks! Dennis Miller: [During the 1860 segment] In reaction to a federal law freeing the slaves, South Carolina announced today that it is succeeding from the union in order to maintain their slave-based economy. The announcement was made by South Carolina governor Strom Thurmond. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制