Ernest:
Boy this is great! This is just like that John Wayne movie when he and Sundance were in Bulgaria.
Abner:
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Bolivia. They were in Bolivia. Wait a minute, they were killed in Bolivia.
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Ernest:
Well maybe they should've stayed in Bulgaria.
Abner:
Look, consider the ramifications!
Ernest:
We don't have any ramifications, all we've got is this cannon!
Ernest:
Know what I mean?
Ernest:
Isn't that one of those lizards that when its tail falls off, it can grow another lizard?
Abner:
I'm a professor with two Ph.D.'s, so why is it I'm running around with a refugee from Sesame Street?
Chorus:
[singing] There once was a man named Worrell. Ernest P. Worrell/Let's celebrate this champion, this paragon of virtue/And should you be his foe, he'll be sorry if he hurts you/To some he's just a man while to others he's a beacon/He sends his mother cash and he calls her every weekend/He's punctual, he's affable, he's never quick to quarrel/He's Worrell, he's Ernest P. Worrell!
Abner:
I left my detector!
Ernest:
So did I!
Abner:
But it was a Ten Co.
Ernest:
Mine was an Eleven-Co.
Abner:
Ernest, are you dead?
Ernest:
I guess I would be if I weren't just *that* close to being an actual cartoon.
Ernest:
Why the long face? I thought you were a "hysterical" professor.
Ernest:
Could it be? Is it possible?
[Unearths a bicycle seat]
Ernest:
It is! It's Cleopatra's crystal skull!
Abner:
You need a CAT Scan, Ernest!
Ernest:
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