Thane Furrows:
Relationships? They shouldn't even call them relationships. They should have a more descriptive name: Painland.
Thane Furrows:
Smokers. There's no excuse for smoking. Smoking is the equivalent to carrying around a salt lick, laced with a little bit of cyanide.
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I'd rather... be... DEAD!
Thane Furrows:
[about breakfast cereal] It's really amazing, you know, no matter how little milk you pour on the bowl, there's always some left at the end, so you have to pour more cereal or slurp the milk like you're some kind of a dog, I won't take it, I'd rather be dead!
Thane Furrows:
I was in Las Vegas, don't ask why. When I got pulled over by a cop for making a right-hand turn on a redlight. Prostitution is legal in Las Vegas, but I made the terrible mistake of doing a right-hand turn on a red light. I could've been having sex, on the hood of the car, in the middle of the intersection, no problem. I could probably avoid the ticket by telling the cop I was a pimp and was out for a late night collection, but then she would've asked to see my hat and I would've been in trouble.
[They are discussing the talk Thane had with Melony]
Al:
Come on, I pay you fifteen bucks to tell me what else you said to her.
Thane Furrows:
OK, I told her, to take Happy the Clam and roll him up into a little ball, and shove him up her butt
Al:
Oh My God!
Thane Furrows:
[after seeing a Man on the telephone] There's a guy on the phone, OK, no problem, there's a guy on the phone.
Thane Furrows:
Damn, I'm glad I was just in grade school.
Thane Furrows:
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