[sound goes "quack"]
Girl:
Is that a duck?
Black Guy:
I got to drop a serious Lincoln Log. Where's the head, dude?
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:
God is black, drives a big caddilac.
Black Guy:
This is hard for me to say, because I am a shy homefly, but I just wanted to say that before one of these pillar-headed crackers come in here and do a bust-jam on our crazy asses, I love you.
Girl:
He's gonna try to get laid.
Guy#1:
Is that your little girl there?
Lady:
Yeah, stay away from her.
Guy#2:
Don't get too attached to her. In about fifteen minutes, she's gonna stab you to death with a gardening tool.
Lady:
What kind of tool?
Guy#2:
Hand-spade. And then she's gonna eat your leg. Gross!复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制