Ernie:
Where is the Scottish Border?.
Eric:
In bed with the landlady!
[There is an anguished cry from behind the wall]
Ernie:
It came from behind this new painting.
Eric:
How do you know it's a new painting?
Ernie:
[showing Eric the red 'paint'] The paint's still wet.
Ernie:
You're so smart.
Eric:
How could you say that? You met my first partner, didn't you?
Ernie:
I thought you didn't fool around with women?
Eric:
No, what I said was, when it comes to women, I don't fool around!
Eric:
How many clothing coupons did that cost?
Kathy:
[Trying not to laugh at Eric's wig] No, it's Zelda's, she let me have it.
Eric:
I wish she'd let me have it!
[Milton decides to step outside for a breath of fresh air]
Mackay:
Be careful, remember what the gaurd said, there's a lunatic out there.
Cousin Milton:
[Looking at Eric and Ernie] There's two in here. I'll take my chances!
Ernie:
How do I look?
Eric:
He He, were there any other survivors?
Eric:
Can anyone here play?
Cousin Zelda:
I can.
Eric:
We realise that, but I was talking about the piano!
[Milton whispers something to Eric, then Ernie whispers something else to Eric]
Eric:
[to Milton] Say that again!
[Milton repeats his remark, while Ernie plays a short tune on the piano]
Eric:
[to Ernie] You're right, it does sound better to music!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
