Pandemonium (1987) 5.0

Salt: You are frightened of the night? Randy: Baloney! Salt: You are frightened of baloney? Candy: I'm gonna be like everybody else! I'm gonna make friends! I'm gonna have fun! I'm gonna wear make-up, I'm gonna go out with boys, I'm gonna sleep with truck drivers and get crabs, and I'm gonna finally get to use my diaphragm! Randy: Hey Sandy, want some candy? Sandy: Some candy'd be dandy. Randy: Hey Candy, want some candy? Candy: No candy for me, Randy. Andy Jackson: Aw, come on, Candy, have some candy. Candy: I said no candy, Andy. Andy Jackson: Okay, Candy. I'll have some candy, Randy. Randy: Okay, Randy. I'll give you Candy's candy. Andy Jackson: Can I also have Mandy's candy? Sandy: No, Randy! Don't give Andy Mandy's candy! Give him the candy that's handy! Randy: All right, Sandy. So, Andy, what's your favorite candy? Andy Jackson: Mints. Sgt. Reginald Cooper: [addressing his assistant] Driddle! Driddle...Driddle, change your name. Johnson: It's now Johnson, sir. [At a crime scene where five cheerleaders have been turned into a "human shish-kebob"] Photographer: This must be the act of a maniac. Reporter: Either that, or a very large chef.