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The Rise and Rise of Michael Rimmer
(1970)
- 片 名The Rise and Ri...
- 上映时间1970年11月12日(英国)
- 导 演
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Mrs. Ferret:
Have you been fired?
Ferret:
[brushing it off] No, no, of course not.
Mrs. Ferret:
Then why is the car for sale?
Ferret:
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That sign doesn't say "For Sale". No, of course not. I'm advertising a new brand of beer for the company. "Fors Ale". One of Rimmer's ideas. "Fors Ale keeps you peppy...um...all night long."
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Ferret:
The survey shows that...
[realizing the survey asked the wrong question]
Ferret:
...it shows that 90% of English families do not eat boot polish for breakfast.
Michael Rimmer:
[schmoozing] Hugh, I loved your speech on abortion. It was really gorgeous.
Priest:
Have you been able to find time for the survey in regard to the declining attendance in England's churches?
Michael Rimmer:
Yes, we have.
Priest:
We've tried everything, you know... cutthroat bingo, hallucinogens in the wafers, neon lights for the graveyards, chapels on wheels, fifty-fifty drawings after communion...
Michael Rimmer:
Really?
Priest:
[grabbing hold of his vestments] And these clothes are a bit out-of-date for the 1960s.
Michael Rimmer:
Yes, well, we've done a great deal of research on the results of our religious polls and I believe we have discovered the true root of the problem.
Priest:
What would that be?
Michael Rimmer:
God.
Priest:
I had a nasty suspicion it was that.
Michael Rimmer:
It's just that people have a hard time believing in Him. So, get rid of the God and you'll do just fine.
Priest:
Interesting. Sort of an "Our Father who *might be* in heaven"...
Michael Rimmer:
Yes, very good.
Michael Rimmer:
[after seeing Fromage faint] What's the matter with Fromage?
Pumer:
Oh, these recent sex surveys have him worn out.
Priest:
[on a television interview] I have nothing against Buddhism, per se. It is possible for people to approach God in a great many ways... but there is no need to be silly about it!
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