:
You remember how dumb I used to be?
Oliver:
Yeah?
Stan:
Well, I'm better now.
Stan:
If you want me to go, I'll stay as long as you like.
Oliver:
But, Dear, I haven't seen Stan in 20 years.
Mrs. Hardy:
I couldn't see him in a hundred years.
Stan:
How long did you say it would take us to get up there?
Oliver:
Oh, just a jiffy.
Stan:
How far is a jiffy?
Oliver:
About three shakes of a dead lamb's tail.
Stan:
I didn't think it was so far.
Oliver:
[Ollie's house key, attached to his pants, is stuck in the lock, so to free Ollie, he had to remove his pants; Stan easily removes the key from the lock] Why didn't you tell me you had the key out of the lock?
Stan:
Well, you didn't ask me.
Oliver:
"You didn't ask me".
Stan:
Gee, that's pretty underwear.
Oliver:
Don't get personal.
Stan:
Do you think your wife would mind if I smoked my pipe?
Oliver:
Of course not. What's all right with me is okay with her.
Stan:
I know, but a lot of dames are particular.
Oliver:
Well yes, but... What do you mean calling my wife a dame?
Stan:
What's a knick-knack?
Oliver:
Oh a knick-knack is a thing that sits on top of a whatnot.
[repeated line]
Stan:
There's going to be a fight.
Mrs. Hardy:
[adorably] And make that hour short.
Mrs. Hardy:
[coming back from store] So you were only going to be gone an hour!
Stan:
[to 901 guy] There's going to be a fight.
Stan:
[to bypassers] There's going to be a fight.
Stan:
[to guy going into apartment] Hey, there's going to be a fight.
Stan:
[to desk guy] You better call an ambulance. It's going to be terrible. There's going to be a fight.
Oliver:
Ha ha ha! Come see my grandfather. My grandfather left. He said, "Hello, sugar!"
James, porter:
[Responding after Hardy asks if there's anything in the newspaper] Here's a story about a fella who spent twenty years in the trenches and didn't know the war was over.
Oliver:
[Laughing] Really?
James, porter:
Yeah; here's his picture
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Oliver:
[Looking at a photo of the grinning soldier] I can't imagine anybody being that dumb.
Oliver:
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