advertisement Russell Hollander: Do you have any idea how often they let a member of Fish and Wildlire lead a SWAT team? Ace Ventura Jr: Yeah. Never. You guys don't even get badges. You wear patches. [Ace rip off officer's patch] Russell Hollander: Give me that. Do that again, and you'll be arrested for assaulting a federal officer. Ace Ventura Jr: Okay, fine. Jeez. But technically, police dogs outrank you. Russell Hollander: Get this. "CSI: Fish and Wildlife." Guess who's going to play me? Ace Ventura Jr: Gumby.