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Darth Vader:
Welcome my master! The Death Star construction is proceeding...
Emperor Palpatine:
[interrupting Vader] Yeah! Great! Fine! Whatever. That flight was a fucking nightmare man. My stupid tray table broke and I ended up with a gallon of coffee in my crotch; it was like dunking my wang in hot lava. Something you have some experience with I guess, huh? Right?
Darth Vader:
[shamefully] Yes...
Darth Vader:
[pointing to a black suitcase with a white stripe that is passing by Vader and Palpatine on a luggage conveyor belt] Is that yours?
Emperor Palpatine:
No! For the hundredth time, that's that same stupid black bag. Mine dosen't have a stripe. It's like that stripey bag is mocking me... Fuck you stripey bag.
Emperor Palpatine:
Well, my suitcase is gone; sacrificed to the airport guards. Now I'm here for two fucking weeks with one fucking robe. Ohh! Now it's sticking to me like a wet Kleenex.
Emperor Palpatine:
[as a surfboard is passing by him on the Death Star luggage conveyor belt] Wow, for real?复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
