[referring to Poltergeist] Get your kids, get your shit, get the fuck out of the house. That's all I've got to say.
[referring to The Terminator] We got to see a little bit of Arnold Schwarzenegger totally nude at the very beginning, which...
Thank God, man.
-yeah, not in a weird way, but I thought that was pretty cool.
Anytime I get to see a governor naked I'm all over it.
Pinhead, who doesn't do a decent, nice thing through eight movies, but somehow or other still manages to receive fanmail from women who would like to bear his children.
[referring to Blue Velvet] Dennis Hopper and the magic go-go juice. I gotta get some of that.
[referring to Psycho] Norman!
Who's that girl you're talking to?
Oh, she's real nice, mother. You'd love her.
She's a whore! A filthy whore!
[referring to the climax of the film Carrie] Carrie lets the bitches have it!
[on the final "jump-scare" scene in "Carrie"] In the row in front of us were these two huge African American men, each weighing about 230 pounds, they were screaming like children, grabbing each other around the necks, and one said to the other "That's it, that's it, she ain't *never* gonna be right". I turned to my wife and said "This is gonna be *huge*."
There are some horror movies that make us feel 'well this is uncomfortable, why do I want to be here?'
[about Fatal Attraction] It's a fantasy movie for women who have been rejected.
Hope I'm not scaring anybody.
[while discussing The Omen] I've met like three Damiens and I say 'WHY would your mother name you Damien?'
[on Misery] I have met a few fans whose... their elevators don't go all the way up.
[on Hellraiser] When my mother saw my name come up on screen she wept and I said 'Mom, that's really the best part, now it's just going to be sex and violence for the next 90 minutes'.