11:14 (2003)

Officer Hannagan:

How 'bout the penis?

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Mark:

[after coming up with a story to tell the cops] You hear that Eddie? I never hit you.

Eddie:

Why should I lie?

Mark:

What are you talking about?

Eddie:

Why should I lie, when this is all your fault?

Mark:

My fault? How the fuck is this my fault?

Eddie:

Well if you hadn't been so worried about your paint job, my penis would be in my pants right now and not in my fucking hand!

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[first lines]

Jack:

[talking on his cell phone] I'm on my way back from Benny's. I'm almost home. Tell me where you are and I'll come get you.

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Norma:

This can't be happening.

Jack:

What happened?

Norma:

Chief Garby called. My only child has been hit by a car.

Jack:

They just called?

Norma:

Right after I came home, just a few minutes after I left you.

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Duffy:

Where the fuck's my bowling ball?

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Officer Hannagan:

[talking to a medic] We got a human penis right there by the curb. Somebody's gotta be looking for that.

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Officer Hannagan:

Don't move!

Norma:

You'll burn for what you did to my daughter!

Jack:

[confused] Daughter?

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Frank:

[after Mark throws a jelly donut at his windshield] Stupid little shits!

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Frank:

So is that Aaron's car outside? I thought you weren't seeing him anymore?

Cheri:

I'm not.

Frank:

Then what's he doing back here?

Cheri:

We're just hanging out.

Frank:

Cheri, Cheri. I do not trust that guy.

Cheri:

So you said.

Frank:

Look at me. If he hits you again, I'll kill him.

Cheri:

I can take care of myself.

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[last lines]

Duffy:

[holding a bag of money] Cheri! I got it!

Cheri:

[yelling back to Duffy] My car won't start.

Jack:

[on Cheri's cell phone] Hello? Are you still there?

Cheri:

[talking to Jack] Listen, I might get Duffy's half after all. I'll call you back.

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Eddie:

What's with the books?

[Tim holds up a book and tries to light it on fire]

Eddie:

You're gonna burn a book?

Tim:

It's not like this is great fucking literature or anything. I'm doing the world a favor.

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Tim:

Dude, you just broke my box.

Eddie:

Yeah, you're mom told me that last night.

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Mark:

[referring to Eddie's penis] Tim, it's been cut off!

Tim:

So they can reattach it.

Mark:

Well how the fuck are they gonna do that?

Tim:

What am I, a surgeon? They use leeches and shit.

Mark:

This is so stupid! What about the cops?

Tim:

Just be here when I get back.

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Eddie:

Did you get it? Did you get it?

[Tim throws Eddie's severed penis onto his lap]

Tim:

Don't say I never did anything for you.

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Buzzy:

You do what you gotta do, but I'm not going to open up this drawer.

[Duffy points his pistol at her]

Duffy:

Look at me.

Buzzy:

Why, so you could shoot me in the face?

Duffy:

C'mon, just look at me.

[Buzzy still refuses]

Duffy:

Goddamnit, you're so stubborn!

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