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Ali G:
Thanks.
Hostage:
Before you leave me, I didn't catch your name?
Ali G:
Me name is James Bond. James... Bond.
Ali G:
Where's the bomb? The bomb that's gonna blow up everything? Where's the bomb? Oh there it is.
Wife:
Where do you think you're going?
Ali G:
To see a man about a dog.
Wife:
No you're not, what have you got that gun for?
Ali G:
Cause I ain't gonna see a man about a dog. I is gonna go and see a bomb that is gonna blow up the world, innit?
Ali G:
[On the phone] What is it? I is in the middle of having sex. It better be important.
[Listens]
Ali G:
Wow, that is fucking important. What, there is a bomb? In a nuclear plant? That could mean the end of the world. Alright, I just gotta finish meself off.
Ali G:
[while having sex with a female spy, his cell phone rings] What is it? I is in da middle of havin' sex. It betta be important!
[pause, he's still having sex]
Ali G:
Wow. That is fucking important!
Ali G:
Easy now! You was spying on me. I is gonna teach you to not spy on me... while bonin' you.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
