Are you suggesting madam that there exists a law compelling a gentleman to lay hold of canine bowel movements? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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I'm suggesting that you pick the poop up.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Don't you think it's time you told me who you are. I mean, don't get me wrong, doing the Duke thing with you 24/7 is a blast, but really. Who are you? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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[after a pause, simply] I'm the man that loves your sister.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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We have a saying in the McKay house: "You shake and shake the ketchup bottle, none will come, and then a lot'll."复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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That thing is a damned hazard! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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It's just a toaster! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Well, insertion of bread into that so-called toaster produces no toast at all, merely warm bread! Inserting the bread twice produces charcoal. So, clearly, to make proper toast it requires one and a half insertions, which is something for which the apparatus doesn't begin to allow! One assumes that when the General of Electric built it, he might have tried using it. One assumes the General might take pride in his creations instead of just foisting them on an unsuspecting public. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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You know something? Nobody gives a rat's ass that you have to push the toast down twice. You know why? Because everybody pushes their toast down twice! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Not where I come from. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Oh, right. Where you come from, toast is the result of reflection and study! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Ah yes, you mock me. But perhaps one day when you've awoken from a pleasant slumber to the scent of a warm brioche smothered in marmalade and fresh creamery butter, you'll understand that life is not solely composed of tasks, but tastes. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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[mesmerized] Say that again.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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I don't want it to be Sunday. I want more of this, more 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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[Kate finds a letter Darci has written in response to Leopold's invitation to dinner] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Darci? What is this? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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It's a reply to Leopold's invitation... You're going, right? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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I haven't decided yet. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Oh, you haven't decided if you want to have dinner on the rooftop with a duke? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Who thinks he's from 1876! NO. And I would appreciate it if... 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Oh come *on*! I don't know what this guy did to piss you off, but that is the best apology letter in the history of mankind. Just sign it, Kate! It's four-thirty, we'll fax it. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[the phone rings and Darci picks it up, flustered] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Kate McKay's office. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[Darci slams the phone back down and starts to cry] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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They hung up!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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[while at dinner, JJ has been quoting Boheme to Kate. As Leopold leaves, he decides to correct JJ's errors] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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By the way. There is no "Andre" in Boheme. It's Rodolfo. And though it takes place in France, it is rarely played in French as it is written in Italian. Goodnight, Kate. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[he leaves. Charlie grins at JJ and Kate and then follows] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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I'm not very good with men. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Perhaps you haven't found the right one. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Maybe. Or, uh... maybe that whole love thing is just a grown-up version of Santa Claus; just a myth we've been fed since childhood. So, we keep buying magazines, joining clubs, and doing therapy and watching movies with hit pop songs played over love montages all in a pathetic attempt to explain why our love Santa keeps getting caught in the chimney.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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I wasted the best years of my life on you. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Those were your best years?复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Maybe the reason I was your guy was so I could help you find your guy.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Theoretically, if you go to the past in the future, then your future lies in the past. This is a picture of you in the future - in the past.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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We make cereal crunchier. We make boring movies shorter. We made Smucker's get the seeds out of their jam. We did that. As far as I'm concerned, we're heroes.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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So clearly, you must be a man out of time or Sergeant Pepper!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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[Talking on the phone] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Are you sitting down? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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[standing] Yes. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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No, you're not. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Yes, I am. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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No, you're not. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Ye... 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[Kate sits down in chair with a thud] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Okay. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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I found it. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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What did you find? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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The portal. A crack in the fabric of time. It was over the East River, Kate, just where I said it would be. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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You found the portal? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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A portal into April 28th, I jumped off the Brooklyn Bridge and took a walk in 1876 today. I followed the Duke of Albany around old New York. Are you listening? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Avidly. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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This here's the twist, Kate. Here's the kicker. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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What's the kicker? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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[whispering] He followed me home.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Why are you standing? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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I am accustomed to stand when a lady leaves the table. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[So, Charlie gets up] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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[Talking to himself] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Ah Miss Blaine, you dance like a herd of cattle. You are a rare woman who lights up a room simply by leaving it!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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You of all people should understand, you're a scientist. I mean, you invented the elevator. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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What is an elevator? What are you talking... Where the hell am I? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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I told you, you haven't actually gone anywhere, you're still in New York. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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That sir, is not New York! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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I'm afraid it is!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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[to Charlie] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Is it your habit sir, to simply enter a conversation without introduction?复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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[Has chased and cornered a bag snatcher, while on horseback] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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I warn you scoundrel, I was trained at the King's Academy and schooled in weaponry by the palace guard. You stand no chance. When you run, I shall ride, when you stop, the steel of this strap shall be lodged in your brain. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[bag snatcher throws down the bag an flees, onlookers applaud] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Are you for real? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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I believe so.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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It is no more crazy than a dog finding a rainbow. Dogs are colourblind, Gretchen. They don't see colour. Just like we don't see time. We can feel it, we can feel it passing, but we can't see it. It's just like a blur. It's like we're riding in a supersonic train and the world is just blowing by, but imagine if we could stop that train, eh, Gretchen? Imagine if we could stop that train, get out, look around, and see time for what it really is? A universe, a world, a thing as unimaginable as colour to a dog, and as real, as tangible as that chair you're sitting in. Now if we could see it like that, really look at it, then maybe we could see the flaws as well as the form. And that's it; it's that simple. That's all I discovered. I'm just a... a guy who saw a crack in a chair that no one else could see. I'm that dog who saw a rainbow, only none of the other dogs believed me. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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I believe you.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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[Leopold and Charlie leave the club. Charlie is fuming because Leopold has enthralled Patrice, Charlie's love interest] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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And I would have gotten her number if you hadn't turned the evening into a guided tour of the Louvre! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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My apologies. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Let's get one thing straight. Patrice, she thought you were cute - probably gay, and cute - and cute, Leo, that's just the kiss of death. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Perhaps. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Perhaps? Certainly! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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[produces a napkin] I believe this is her number. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[Charlie takes it from him in disbelief] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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As I see it, Patrice has not an inkling of your affections, and it's no wonder. You, Charles, are a merry-andrew. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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A what? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Everything plays a farce to you. Women respond to sincerity. No-one wants to be romanced by a buffoon. Now, that number rings her. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Yes? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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So ring her tomorrow. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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I can't. She gave the number to you. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Only because I told her of your affections. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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[taken aback] Wha - what did you say? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Merely that you admired her, but you were hesitant to make an overture, as you'd been told she was courting another. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Shit... that's good! Well, what did she say? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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She handed me the napkin. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[Charlie rushes under a lit store window to read the napkin, and starts dialing his cell phone] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Charles, it's quite late. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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No, no, she won't be home yet. I get her machine and leave a message, ball's in her court. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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You're ladling calculation upon comedy. The point is, to keep the ball in *your* court. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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[slaps his phone shut] You're right! You're right!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Women have changed since your time, Leo. They've become dangerous!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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You want to vex my sister!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Stuart, Can you tell me in short, complete sentences featuring no words over two syllables why exactly I am in these pictures? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Probably not. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Try!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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I'm not the protagonist in a major motion picture.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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[on phone] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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My palm pilot! You still have it. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Kate, it's one in the morning. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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And clearly, you're awake, so what is the infraction?复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Some feel that to court a woman in one's employ is nothing more than a serpentine effort to transform a lady into a whore.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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I feel as though we've met on a previous occasion. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Well Lionel, seeing as how I've never met any of Stuart's friends, not even sure he has any, I don't think that's possible.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Look, this is not complex. He gave me the Palm Pilot, he just forgot the pointy thing. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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I've been warned about you. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Oh. And what, pray tell, did the great disappointment say?复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Stuart, you can tell me you picked up a transvestite in Times Square. I don't care!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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You're tucking me in. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Yes. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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You're my Otis. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Yes, Your Grace.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Behold, rising before you, the greatest erection on the continent... the greatest erection of the age... the greatest erection on the planet!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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People might think I'm brave, but I'm not. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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The brave are simply those with the clearest vision of what is before them - glory and danger alike and notwithstanding, go out to meet it.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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And... it's a great thing to get what you want. It's a really good thing unless what you thought you wanted wasn't really what you wanted... because what you really wanted you couldn't imagine or you didn't think it was possible but what if someone came along who knew exactly what you wanted without asking they just knew... like they could hear your heart beating or listen to your thoughts and what if they were sure of themselves and they didn't have to take a poll and they loved you... but you hesitated and I... uh... I have to go... I'm sorry but... I have to go!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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It has always been your greatest misfortune, nephew, that you so thoroughly amuse yourself with the sound of your own voice. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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In a life as stagnant as mine, that I can amuse myself at all is an evolutionary miracle.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Sunday is the day before the day I work, so it gets poisoned.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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You require a chaperone. His intentions are obvious. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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I'm alone with you, do I need a chaperone? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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We are not courting, Kate. If we were, as a man of honour, I would have informed you of my intentions in writing.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Time. Time, it has been proposed, is the fourth dimension. And yet, for mortal man, time has no dimension at all. We are like horses with blinders, seeing only what lies before us. Forever guessing the future and fabricating the past.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Well, let us proceed. Please raise your glasses so we may toast to my bride-to-be, the woman whose welfare and happiness shall be my solemn duty to maintain. The future Duchess of Albany... 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Kate McKay. Of the McKays of...? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Massapequa. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Massapequa. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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I love you. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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I love you.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Victorian dude, who has never seen a Met's game, watching TV. Scene: "I say, are those little people in that box of phosphors. Crikey, I believe it is. This game is more beguiling than cricket"复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Marriage is the promise of eternal love. As a man of honor I cannot promise eternally what I've never felt momentarily.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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[of the Brooklyn Bridge] Good Lord, it still stands. The world has changed all around it, but Roebling's erection still stands! Ha, ha! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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That, my friend, is a miracle! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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What? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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It's a miracle, man! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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It's a bridge.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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[about the dishwasher] And you push this button. Word to the wise: don't press that till she wakes up, so she sees you doing it. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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How clever. The proverbial tree in the woods. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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If a man washes a dish, and no one sees it... 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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- did it happen? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Right.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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What has happened to the world? You have every convenience and comfort, yet no time for integrity.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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I've been paying dues all of my life. And I'm tired, and I need a rest, and if I have to peddle a little pond scum to get one, then so be it.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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All this time I thought that I had pretxeled fate and that it had to be untwisted, but what I had never considered is that the whole thing *is* a pretzel. A beautiful 4D pretzel of kismetic inevitability.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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[Charlie, obviously drunk, is entertaining his friends with stories from acting camp] He started squirting everybody with this turkey baster and screaming "Un-sex me! Un-sex me!" 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Dennis:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Wasn't Willem Dafoe in that group? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Yeah, and he went on to talk about how a lot of secrets are hidden in people's basements... 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Like the Louvre? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[everybody pauses and looks at Leo] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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I'm sorry, Charles, you were saying? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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What about the Louvre? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Yeah, tell us what you were going to say. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Well, not all of the artwork in the Louvre is on the walls. Some is in the basement. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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You've been in the basement of the Louvre? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Why, yes! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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I was a art history major at Vassar! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Ahhhh...复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Can you go away? Can you just go away? Can you go away? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Im sorry if I have offended you in anyway...复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Otis always told me love is a leap. Lamentably, I was never inspired to jump.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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You're sucking the life out of my condiments!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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[to Charlie] You're intoxicated. We should retire.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
