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[first lines]
Daggett:
I can't believe it, Norbert.
Norbert:
Whassat, Daggett?
Daggett:
Our own parents kicked us out.
Norbert:
They didn't kick us out. We were the first litter and Mom had a second litter. It's the beaver way.
Daggett:
But, Norb. Where will we go? How will we survive?
Norbert:
We'll be all right. You've got your Beaver Survival Kit, right?
Daggett:
No.
Norbert:
Oh, that's not good.
[Dag starts whimpering]
Norbert:
I'm just kidding. We'll be all right. Come on. BIG HUG!
[the boys are jumping on the couch]
Daggett:
Hey, Norb, let's see who can jump the highest.
Norbert:
[bumps the ceiling light and stops jumping] Uh, Dag, I think we should stop.
Daggett:
You're just afraid I'll beat you.
Norbert:
No, Dag, listen...
Daggett:
[teasing] Norby's afraid to jump high.
Norbert:
Daggett, listen.
Daggett:
Norby's a chicken. BAWK BAWK BAWK. Come on, chicken boy. What are you afraid...
Daggett:
[hits the light and gets violently shocked] AAAH!
Daggett:
We're doomed!
Daggett:
Desperate times call for desperate desperateness.
[repeated line]
Daggett:
That was nuts!
Daggett:
[as Muscular Beaver] What? An unexpected development!
Norbert:
[as Baron Bad Beaver] ... For I am Baron Bad Beaver, master of really, terrible, evil... things...
Daggett:
How could I be so blind and not see? It's oblivious.
Daggett:
Hey, Barry, how come you're so hungry? What's up with that?
Barry:
Hey... you're right.
Daggett:
Of course I am!
Daggett:
Oh, yeah? Structure this, chart boy!
[pokes his tongue out]
Daggett:
Oh, wait - I'm chart boy.
Norbert:
Derr - I'm Daggett, I have a chart. If only I had a brain!
[puts a cup under a cows udder and squeezes it]
Daggett:
Come on, Bossy, get with the moo juice!
Daggett:
...I suffered an unexpected prolapse...
Norbert:
You mean relapse.
Daggett:
Work with me here.
Daggett:
Ah, the thrill of victory and the agony of my feet.
Daggett:
What in the name of Aunt Eileen's cabbageless coleslaw is going on?
Daggett:
Urethra! I found something!
Norbert:
What in the name of what's-its-name are you doing?
Daggett:
What in the name of Kenneth Tobey's cardboard belt are you two doing here?
Norbert:
[dressed as a doctor] It seems like I've forgotten something but I can't remember what. Oh, well, its probably just a matter of life and death. Well, nothing's more important to a doctor than his golf game. Fore!
Daggett:
I know my situation is rather unique.
Norbert:
The word is psychotic.
Norbert:
Listen to yourself.
Daggett:
I am!
[awkward pause]
Norbert:
My way, you get to keep your tail. Your way, you get a sushi bar following you around.
Daggett:
[bluntly] Your point?
Norbert:
It'd wreck your social life if you had one.
Daggett:
Ooh! Lima beans on a comb!
[Daggett tests the wind with his finger]
Norbert:
You're indoors, Daggett, there's no wind.
Daggett:
Oh, yeah? What's that coming out of your pie hole?
Norbert:
Ooh, good comeback.
Daggett:
Really?
Norbert:
Erm... no.
[after watching a video of them being born]
Daggett:
I'm going to put Dad's army hygiene movies back on.
Norbert:
Dag! Don't you see? You're not my brother!
Daggett:
Yeah, you wish.
Norbert:
And maybe my wish came true.
Daggett:
Hey, Norbert! You're at the door!
Bing:
Oh, by the way, its me, Bing, by the way.
Daggett:
What do you want, Bing-by-the-way?
Norbert:
Hey, don't look now, Walt Witless, I think your flowers are being trampled.
Daggett:
[getting angry] Get off me bloomin' flowers!
Norbert:
What in the name of Jonas Grumby's starched khakis was that?
Norbert:
Where in the name of deus ex machina did that T-Rex come from?
Norbert:
Let's split up.
Daggett:
Why?
Norbert:
It makes too much sense to stick together.
Daggett:
Oh.
Daggett:
In the name of Mike Gerard's overbuilt truck - stop!
Daggett:
What's that spooty, spoothead, spoot guy, king of the spoots doing here?
Daggett:
With these super cool x-ray specs, I can even see through windows.
Daggett:
Die, spooty thing, die!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
