advertisement Dionne Marie Davenport: In ten years we'll be twenty-seven, almost old enough to play high school students on TV! Amber Princess Mariens: I've been tormenting her since the first grade and I never had to use the same insult twice! Cher Horowitz: Di, let's become nuns. Dionne Marie Davenport: We do look smashing in black and white. Cher Horowitz: Those shoes are like, screaming 1995! Cher Horowitz: And then he was gone! Gone like a Chevy Chase movie after opening weekend! Cher: Murray? Dionne: Sean? Amber: Moesha? [Cher and Dionna stare at her] Amber: What? It could be a crossover episode! Dionne: I think I've figured out the murderer's plan. He's killing off... the semi-regulars! Dionne: How's my breath? [Blows into Cher's face] Cher: Ew, doritos. Mine? [Blows into Dionne's face] Dionne: Fine. Amber: Oh look! The airheads are giving each other a refill! Debbie: I'm not a murderer, I'm just a cheerleader holding a knife! Police Officer: And where is this Debbie now? Cher: Oh, she went to Trashy to get some new panties with Coach Deemer. Police Officer: With the gym teacher? Cher: Oh, it's not what you think. Coach Deemer is a woman. [Everyone exchanges akward glances] [a murderer is on the loose and the gang has just heard Amber screaming in the distance] Dionne Marie Davenport: Satan has taken her home! Amber Princess Mariens: I just give and give and give. And does anyone ever appreciate me? Dionne Marie Davenport: No.