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Kel Kimble:
Aw, here it goes.
Kenan:
Kel, grab a clown, a flagpole, and a submarine, and meet me in my room! Come on, Buffalo Bottoms!
[Runs away]
Kel Kimble:
Kenan, how am I gonna carry all of that stuff? Well, I guess I could put the clown and the flagpole inside the submarine, but it still SEEMS RATHER DIFFICULT! Aww, here it goes!
Chris Potter:
I think he's in town filming a movie.
Kel Kimble:
Or maybe he's in town looking for his evil twin brother! Wait a minut... How do we know he's not the evil twin?
[gasps]
Chris Potter:
Because... he's not?
Kenan:
Oh, you know that reminds me. Kel I think we left our...
[thinks for an excuse]
Kenan:
donkey in the kitchen.
Kel Kimble:
[they go in the kitchen and Kel looks around for a donkey] Kenan, where's the donkey we left in here?
Kenan:
There's no donkey in here!
Kel Kimble:
What, you mean he ran away? Well, maybe we can catch him!
[opens the door and runs out]
Kel Kimble:
Donkey! Come on donkey, come back! Donkey please! We love you, donkey!
[Kenan closes the door and Kel can be faintly heard yelling donkey at the top of his lungs]
Kenan:
Kel, grab a brain, a heart, and some courage, and meet me at the Emerald City! Now come on, Ozzy!
Kel Kimble:
Kenan, I alread have a heart, and courage! Aww... here it goes!
Chris Potter:
So, Ned, is it? You were supposed to fill out the application before you came in here.
Ned:
Are you telling me what to do?
Chris Potter:
Telling? I wouldn't say telling, suggesting maybe.
Ned:
Because I don't like people telling me what to do!
Kenan:
Um, Ned, Did you ever think that part of having a job was people telling you what to do?
Ned:
NOBODY TELLS ME WHAT TO DO!
[leaves abruptly]
Kenan:
Who loves orange soda?
Kel Kimble:
Kel loves orange soda.
Kenan:
Is it true?
Kel Kimble:
Mmm-hmm! I do, I do, I do-ooo.
[repeated line]
Kenan:
WHY?
Roger Rockmore:
[Noticing a pilot has parachuted out of a plane thanks to Kenan and Kel's Intervention] He Jumped out? Why? Where'd the Plane go?
Kenan, Kel Kimble:
[Crying] Nebraska!
Kel Kimble:
Maybe a ninja stole your watch! He broke into your room all like, "I'm a ninja! I'm a ninja!"
Kel Kimble:
My brain is so powerful. I bet I can break this desk with it!
Chris Potter:
Shiny cow. Shiny cow. Mooo.
Chris Potter:
[while taking inventory of potatoes in the store] One potato, two potato, three potato, four.
Kel Kimble:
Kenan, I don't touch a tarantula.
Kel Kimble:
[weeping] I, put the screw, in the tuna!
[repeated line]
Kel Kimble:
Ah here goes!
[Kenan and Kel are being chased by bikers in the middle of a biker bar]
Kenan:
[to distract the bikers] Hey look, it's the Great Wall Of China!
[All of the bikers stop, including Kel, and they all stare into the direction of where Kenan pointed, as if the Great Wall Of China were really there]
Kenan:
[Approaches Kel] C'mon, let's go!
Kel Kimble:
Shh, I'm looking at the Great Wall Of China.
Kenan:
There is no Great Wall Of China!
[the bikers continue the chase around the bar]
[repeated line]
Kenan:
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
Kenan:
I'm gonna ask Amy out. That's all there is to it.
Kel Kimble:
But Kenan, your dad said...
Kenan:
Kel! My father's married. He doesn't understand what it means to love a woman.
Kel Kimble:
[while sneaking up behind Kenan, who is rummaging through his locker] BOO!
Kenan:
[jumps and bangs his head on his locker] Man, don't do that!
Kel Kimble:
How come?
Kenan:
Because I don't like starting off my day with a concussion. Call me unusual.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
