"Empty Nest" (1988) 6.7

advertisement Dr. Harry Weston: When you name your daughter Rita, you should probably expect a slut. Carol Weston: My biggest fear is that there is no such thing as PMS and that this is who I really am. Dorothy Zbornak: How do you do. I'm Dorothy Zbornak. Laverne Higby Todd Kane: Geriatrics is two doors down on the left. Officer Barbara Weston: [cooking] Charley, don't you want to stay for dinner? Charley Dietz: I don't know, Barbara. It smells real bad. Charley Dietz: I don't wanna change my image at all. I'm happy with who I am. Carol Weston: Mistake. Dr. Harry Weston: Laverne, I've just told a ten-year-old boy that he's become a woman! Laverne Higby Todd Kane: Then he'll probably be wanting a second opinion [repeated line] Carol Weston: I am sick! Officer Barbara Weston: Charley, why do you have beef jerky in your pocket? Charley Dietz: Maybe I'm just pleased to see you. Charley Dietz: Hi all. Feed me. Carol Weston: To what?