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Vivian Marsden Halstead:
[At door to hotel] Darling, are you gonna carry me over the threshold?
Arthur Halstead:
[Arms full of luggage] I can't baby. I've got all these other bags. C'mon.
Mr. Jordan:
Of course, the honeymoon couple. I'm sure you'll like our bridal suite. Wonderful view of the Potomac. Although so few of the occupants notice.
Stanley Slade:
[Writing check] Elizabeth Brush Cartwright. How large a donation do you want, Elizabeth?
Elizabeth Brush Cartwright:
Ah, $50?
Stanley Slade:
$
Elizabeth Brush Cartwright:
$50 will keep my nursery babies in milk for a month.
Stanley Slade:
Get awfully mildewed won't they?
Edna Stokes Cadman:
How do you like that? I feel like a cheap novel in a circulating library.
Arthur Halstead:
[Reading bills] Valet service, cleaning and pressing, $46! What do you dames do to get your clothes so dirty? What are you, commandos?
Stanley Slade:
I'm changing my will. I've found a new way to beat the inheritance tax. I'm leaving everything to the government.复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制