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[questioning the artist about his abstract painting "Moonlight Over Manhattan"]
Prosecutor:
Will you kindly tell us where the moonlight is?
Roco:
Well, it's all moonlight.
Prosecutor:
Then where's Manhattan?
Roco:
Between Brooklyn and Jersey. Everybody knows that.
Ole Olsen:
Chic, why did you do that? Why did you shoot those lovers?
Chic Johnson:
This is gonna be one movie without a happy ending.
Ole Olsen:
Is there a dentist in the house?
Dentist:
I'm a dentist!
Ole Olsen:
[Shoots him with rifle] How do YOU like getting drilled?
Chic Johnson:
Wanna see something swell?
Mumbo:
Yeah!
Chic Johnson:
Here, put this sponge in water.
Mumbo:
Wanna buy a clock? On time?
Mumbo:
Do you wanna buy a deck of cards? It's a good deal.
Mumbo:
Wanna buy a stove? It's hot.
Mumbo:
Wanna buy an anchor? Right off the boat!
Mumbo:
Do you wanna buy a piece of chalk and make your mark in the world?
Mumbo:
Do you wanna buy a beehive? You won't get stung.
Chic Johnson:
Are you the bellboy?
Bellhop:
Yes.
Chic Johnson:
Take this.
[Hands him the Liberty Bell]
Chic Johnson:
No cracks.
Ole Olsen:
Universal's most sensational comedy team's outside.
N.G. Wagstaff:
Abbott & Costello - send them in!
Basil Rathbone:
Olsen & Johnson have arrived.
Nigel Bruce:
How do you know?
Basil Rathbone:
I am Sherlock Holmes. I know everything.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
