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Ed Hatch:
Joe Skipapoulos, the ponderous pachyderm of grunt and groan, the Greek Hercules, is the next heavyweight champion of the world!
Shiner Ward:
Listen, if you're so hard up, try talkin' to yourself.
Joe Skopapoulos:
I did, but I couldn't get no answers.
Mrs. Davis:
My, you oughta see all them clothes she's got. Would you believe it - three pairs of shoes!
First woman:
Great day! What's she want with three pairs of shoes?
Second woman:
She's only got two feet!
Sadie Horn:
Say, mister! Who in the name o' Jerusalem air ye, anyway?
Joe Skopapoulos:
Joe Skopapoulos.
Sadie Horn:
Huh?
Joe Skopapoulos:
Skopapoulos! Skopapoulos!
Sadie Horn:
Wut air ye? Eyetalian?
Joe Skopapoulos:
Naw, I'm of Greek accent.
Sadie Horn:
Wal, shuck my corn!
Joe Skopapoulos:
Hey, is your old man home?
Sadie Horn:
Haw, last I seen o' him, he wuz goin' out possum huntin'.
Joe Skopapoulos:
Ain't he liable to come in any minute?
Sadie Horn:
I don't reckon. That wuz eleven years ago.
[seeing Sadie all dressed up]
Ollie Davis:
Wal I'll be a plumb catawumpus!
Ed Hatch:
Hey, anyone in that barn?
Kids:
That's not a barn, that's a blacksmith's shop.
Ed Hatch:
Oh. Is the blacksmith in?
Kids:
Yeah.
[shouting]
Kids:
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