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William Hobbs:
C'mon, drink your milk. It'll make your hair curly.
Claude Horton:
I hate curly hair. I don't even like rosy cheeks!
William Hobbs:
The servants have all quit.
Claude Horton:
You're crazy!
William Hobbs:
There they go, takin' the bus...They said they wouldn't work for a stupid-lookin' egg like you.
Claude Horton:
And you let 'em call me a stupid-looking egg?
William Hobbs:
Well, there is a resemblance, sir.
Claude Horton:
That'll cost you one hundred dollars.
William Hobbs:
You better make it two hundred.
Claude Horton:
Two hundred?
William Hobbs:
I told them what I thought you looked like.
William Hobbs:
I can't have Florence see me like this!
Claude Horton:
Still thinkin' about Florence? I thought my wife was your big interest.
William Hobbs:
Your wife?...why that frowsy-lookin' frump!
Claude Horton:
Frowsy-lookin' frump, eh? That'll cost you ninety dollars.
William Hobbs:
90?
Claude Horton:
I'm knocking off 10 percent because I agree with you!
William Hobbs:
I'm just beginning to realize what a racket this butlering is. Why don't you become a butler? The rest'll do you good.
Claude Horton:
Hobbs, as your master, I insist that you be miserable!
Claude Horton:
So, my haughty lady...I'm not good enough for you, eh?
Nettie Horton:
Well, it finally dawned on you.
Claude Horton:
So you admit that you've been carrying on with the butler!
Nettie Horton:
Which butler?
[Horton slaps butler Hobbs in the face]
William Hobbs:
What's that for?
Claude Horton:
That's for calling me a mongoose.
William Hobbs:
I called you that weeks ago!
Claude Horton:
Well, I just saw a picture of one in a book...besides, I'm too tall for a mongoose!
William Hobbs:
How much would you charge me to call you a half-witted horse's neck?
Claude Horton:
A half-witted horse's neck? Now let me see...that'll cost you a hundred.
William Hobbs:
Make it $75!
Claude Horton:
What do you think this is...a cut-rate drugstore? One hundred!
William Hobbs:
One hundred for a little thing like that? Why you cheap, chiseling crook!
Claude Horton:
That's the hundred.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
